The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

Nah he would do something fraudulent and dumb with the car deals. Slimy used car guys are exactly who gets busted for fraud.

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Well, it’s not East LA, but yeah the idea of women like that (or any women!) going to Commerce for a girls night to shop, eat, and meet cute guys (lolololol) is fantastic.

Yes, Mr. President. Well said.
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1395386328414568456?s=19

The reported remarks by Obama about Trump seem likely to prompt an angry reaction from the 45th president.

:roll_eyes:

Better or worse than this guy?

https://twitter.com/nufccook/status/1394933841882714113?s=21

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Reminds me when Lukashenko, the 66 year old Belarusian dictator, played hockey.

Love when they stood there and let him score a goal and pass to a player for a one-timer. Shame nobody had the balls to body check him.

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The soundtrack is perfect.

Much worse. Much. The only way to get close would be thirty own goals packed into those two minutes.

https://twitter.com/byDavidGardner/status/1395929531488288768?s=19

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But by all means burn the country down for this fking guy

They still fly the trump flags until those go down I won’t believe you.

At least one of them had the courtsey to update to 2024.

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https://twitter.com/sollenbergerrc/status/1396218093584756736?s=21

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It’s so funny yet I am crying.

It’s such an insane thing to do but I can’t help wonder how he got caught. Was she sipping her smoothie and was like, “Hey, this smoothie tastes funny.”? And he was like"Hehe, I bet." and she was like “What did you put in my smoothie, you gigantic fucking asshole?!”

Apparently he showed up at her front door, smoothie in hand. She drank it, miscarried, spent two days in hospital and nearly died.

Adding to Miller’s Shitbag Degree of Difficulty: the incident was part of a court filing by a woman with whom Miller was having an affair on his wife, and had gotten pregnant and was in a custody battle with over that kid. Miller had told this woman he was leaving his wife, when in fact he was never planning to leave her and was expecting a child with her. The woman with the smoothie was a third woman.

A house a block over has recently installed a giant Trump 2024 Trump flag. Every time I drive by I consider egging their house late one night. I’m guessing Ring doorbells and probably a host of weapons make that a bad idea but a guy can fantasize.

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My neighbor took down his fuck Biden flag. First noticed it today. I’m shocked.

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Wow, idk if there’s a law for assault with a deadly smoothie but I hope Miller ends up in jail for a long, long time.

This guy obviously not in shape nor skilled enough to be a professional but other than a few flubs he’s not as horrific as expected. I was expecting him to barely be able to do the free kicks but at least he hit the ball pretty well. Much better at soccer than the Donald is at anything except talking to rubes.

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Yeah, this is one of those things I’m pretty sure he did, but can someone give me cliffs on the proof?

From the stories that I’ve read, we’ve got these events

  1. Arrives with smoothie
  2. Miscarriage shortly after

That’s pretty suspicious, but obviously Miller is going to just argue that the timing is bad, but it doesn’t prove anything. Do we have some sort of blood work done on the woman that showed the medication was present, so it wasn’t a spontaneous miscarriage? Evidence that Miller purchased it somewhere? Anything else at all?

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She went to hospital, so presumably the drug was picked up on a tox screen?