The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

trump es muy macho. trump no es maricon

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Narrator: They weren’t undecided.

Also the guy in the tan jacket is clearly voting for Trump too, but doesn’t want to admit it on tv.

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Tough question. I expected him to be shitty and he was shitty.

However, he was a different kind of shitty than the kind of shitty that I was expecting.

Bastard! probably the correct answer but somehow not listed.

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Some strategist on one of the stations was saying this will not help him with suburban women (which I think just means non-rural white women).

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Maybe, but this is problem:

Undecided voter on the panel why did you decide tonight to vote for Trump?

“Undecided voter”: rattles off all the greatest hits of trump talking points without hesitation.

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My center right dad summed it up in one word: disgusting.

He didn’t know who the Proud Boys were so I explained it and discussed what could happen. He seems pretty surprised Trump would say that.

My Dad was already decided for Biden, but he’s still a law and order type and if he’s extra pissed at Trump for this that’s a really good sign.

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Would be an incredibly fraught power if exercised that could easily backfire (THEY’RE SCARED OF TRUMP AND WON’T LET HIM SPEAK!)

So obviously it was all a shitshow, and I agree that Trump didn’t move the ball and Joe didn’t have a stroke on stage, so the race continues.

That said, wtf was up with that “foreign forest city” stuff? Like, the forest city where people live there and rake the floor and stuff…

Is that…Smurf Village? I thought Joe was the one on drugs?

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If there was ever a post begging for the narrator…

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What?

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My dad is voting for Biden, 100%.

Either that or he’s been lying to me constantly for a couple years.

Fuck off @narrator.

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I’m well aware this is the result of a night with too many bingos

Do you bleed

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https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1311134433026736132?s=19

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https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1311151742063697921?s=20

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fwiw I would much rather my dad vote for Trump and lie to me about it than vote for Trump and tell me, so point cusedad either way.

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https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1311143480379371520?s=19

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https://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/1311118316996628482?s=19

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https://twitter.com/PintOfJack/status/1311137159257223169

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