The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

“I’m glad to hear Republicans are conceding the United States Senate. Maybe they should spend more time coming up with a plan for the virus and less time worrying about what Democrats will do after they lose.”

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Biden should announce he will only do a virtual debate

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Bold move Cotton. Let’s see if it works out.

“For far too long the institutions of this country have not represented the will of the people they were meant to serve. I agree with you, Mr. Vice-PinkyEyeFlyhead, that the American people have had enough. This is going to change on November 3rd when your party, the party who for generations has punished working-class Americans with your policies that protect only the top 1%, loses control of the WH and Senate and will not stop until the system you’re so desperately trying to protect, becomes an America that works for all.”

Boom goes my English muffin

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Lol this is the absolute best case scenario for Biden. Man we went from 4 years of Trump running like a Golden God to two weeks of Biden hitting inside straights and set over sets over and over.

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Trump is legitimately behaving like someone who is trying to lose.

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Logistics of packing the court:

Does the supreme court building allow for the space needed for however many more judges? Is there enough space to add multiple judges chambers and support staff?

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He kinda did that throughout the 2016 campaign too.

This wannabe alpha male act is all he knows.

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Gorsuck and Kav can double up on office space and they can fucking quit if they don’t like it no worries

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Maybe this is the WAAF part of me but I think there is a decent chance Biden/the commission cave in the next couple of days.

Trump is legitimately behaving like Trump, which this time around coincides with behaving like someone trying really hard to lose. Nohing about his behavior has changed imo.

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I doubt it. The man has fucking coronavirus. I get that Trump can’t ever get sued because he’s a God-King per the Supreme Court, but The commission sure as shit can if their town hall participants all get a case of the Rona after the debate.

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That’s a good point. Them debating in person would be idiotic. But last night was idiotic also. They even had an audience. One participant had been heavily exposed a week prior.

Ultimately I wonder what the fallout is if there is no debate. Obviously it should be seen as Trump’s fault but will it be?

Biden should also say no to a virtual debate, he should throw it down and force trump to show up in person (and separately, to the debate commission, insist on like full plexiglass booths or something with air filtration). Trump absolutely does not want to get on stage with the whole nation watching right now and biden should press this edge to the max.

If trump shows up, they either pump him full of steroids and he’s even more manic than last time, or they try to tone it down and he has some sort of respiratory event on live tv.

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This. Plus, man, it just really does not matter ya know? Any other year it’s a big deal and eats up a ton of headline space but now? It’s just a blip in the ever-changing scenery. No one will care at all. +EV for Biden either way imo

y’all are making me super uncomfortable with this kind of talk

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Yeah obviously Trump will blast out 50 tweets from the shitter about how Biden is too scared to debate after the beatdown he gave him the last time, and Biden will tweet snarky I’m the grown-up here stuff, and it won’t matter in the least.

Problem is, the media overlords have already sold a truckload of ad time for this television event, so I’d expect they’ll get their lapdogs in line.

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Can’t believe y’all didn’t think Fly was coming back to save the day… :grin:

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