The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

Prescient posting.

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In Utah, itā€™s just known as ā€œThe Uā€.

Holy fuck, how the hell did he just have a fly swatter handy.

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I feel like we need to isolate Kamala for two weeks after being that close to a clearly ill Pence. Like why was he allowed to participate in that condition?

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This is perfect. No one gives a flying fuck about what they say. Fly will control the news cycle till Christie goes into a coma on Friday. Well played nature

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How do you feel about flies?

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my wife just told me about a twitter take that rand paul has on the fly

It was also the rule for audience members. Showing that one side is capable of following simple rules maybe will matter to some voters.

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Weirdā€¦the NBC team thought COVID points were left on the table and that Kamala walked on eggshells on the topic. I thought she crushed it early on.

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CNN having a very awkward conversation about gender and race

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Saying nothing about messaging but on straight optics alone I felt Kamala won going away. She was able to radiate warmth and seemed like an actual human being unlike hellraiser.

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It might be shopped.

Because he knew sheā€™d kill Pence and his corpse would draw flies.

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Call me crazy, but I prefer buttons over zippers

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Because nothing matters. Nothing.

ABC talking about pink eye being a symptom of COVID :joy:

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As the enduring image of this debate, there is some iteration of this election where the fly actually wins it for us. Iā€™m gonnaā€™ go give the olā€™ compost pile a turn and make sure that his/her fellow patriots can celebrate with the rest of us.

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You canā€™t catch anything in a button.