The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

Biden plays

1 * A bottle off smart water (Just drink from it all night & smile)

2 * Ruffle his hair when elbowing (Extra points for using the smart water)

3 * Work in $750 as often as possible ( Extra points if he says it wrt Trumps hair cost)

4 * A right hook after Trump insults Hunter (Extra for a knockdown)

5 * press-ups (Extra points if its on a ramp) Or a cool dance would do.

If Joe can be on point enough to deflect all trumps lies tonight by waving them away and saying “there you go again” “what’s up with you man” and say as many time as possible “200,000 man, why” he’s got a great chance to knock the wind out of him.

Biden to Trump: “Look, fat”

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Would rather get kicked in the dick than read another one of these “what generally happens in debates” Twitter threads.

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Working (Australia) but going to be following the thread to satisfy my masochism as Joe somehow blows this debate.

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1311058696445636608

Seriously. Hope the Indians can make this baseball game competitive enough so I’m not even tempted to torture myself watching this.

How many Look Jacks do we get tonight?

Hillary on MSNBC right now.

HillBilly on MSNBC. God help us, she has a podcast now.

Hopefully Joe is eating adderalls like M&Ms and has his Bill Gates earpiece properly fitted.

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I don’t understand why the debate is so late. The candidates are going to be starving up there - it’s five hours since dinner.

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Trump will do like 95% of his time on this fucking ear piece. Why on earth is he wearing one?

Joe is way past his bedtime.

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Don Jr. live on ABC right now after a Chris Christie monologue. Radical Socialist Media!!!

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To be fair i am getting drunk and don’t have the sound on but I bet he is going in on DEMENTED JOE

Fuck. This. Shit.

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Bro, the world is ending and democracy is dead. I don’t care if it’s 10:30. How are you not already drunk?

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No need to watch. Trump already won.

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1311068232976080896

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Corporate media gonna corporate media. They want and need 4 more years of Trump for lots of reasons.

This is the dumbest attack anyway. Trump is terrified of being seen as anything less than superhuman smart thanks to his great genes, no drugs needed, but no one else cares.

Like what if there was literal NZT from the movie Limitless and you knew Biden was gonna be munching on those suckers for the debate and then as POTUS?

Honestly, I want my POTUS taking PEDs. Biden is fucking 80 years old! There’s no reason he shouldn’t be on every super drug in our arsenal to enhance his capacity and output in every possible area.

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I know you know but I was joking lol.

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