The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

This asshole

https://twitter.com/LucianRandolph/status/1311145485047078913?s=19

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Hell yeah chris Christy. The advice did way more to hurt trump than any other possible scenario hahaha.

Hopefully it also didnt infect Biden though

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The parts where Trump interrupted were his strongest moments of the debate tbh. When he’s silent for even a moment he comes across awfully.

i’m impressed Christie convinced Trump to go against his nature which is to let other people talk and complete their thought process as he listens carefully and emphatically.

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https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1313546737164996609

Fine. Don’t show up. Next.

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Why the fuck are VP debates still a thing? Aside from “You’re no Jack Kennedy”, nothing of significance has happened during a VP debate.

Seems like Pence is bluffing the big stack here. @BadPokerAnalogy

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Harris should just have her own town hall meeting. Just call Pence a moron that doesn’t understand science and talk directly to the audience.

I hope she takes an exhausted mom attitude with him. He gives his opening statement first, then she comes in with:

“Are you done? Okay, now that he’s done, let’s have an adult conversation.”

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Yep

“My opponent was exposed to covid last week and should be in a 14 day quarantine right now. You can be contagious before testing positive, so even a negative test isn’t a guarantee. I was willing to do it with a plexiglass divider but he went back on that agreement so instead I will hold a townhall with constituents to discuss the pandemic, the country, and where we want to go for the next 4 years”

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Admiral Stockdale erasure itt.

Seriously, debates in general have gone off the rails, but, especially when we have two really old guys running for POTUS, it doesn’t seem like a bad idea to have one debate to kick the tires on the people who will be next in line.

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They’re no longer needed.

When political coverage was more limited, it made sense to have them in the same room. Now with 24/7 news coverage of every speech, tweet, and bowel movement, people don’t need debates to make up their mind.

The Vice Presidential debate is scheduled for all the networks. What venue would she have for her own “Town Hall”?

Trump magically tests positive the morning after the debates

Everyone around Trump (including Stephen Miller now!) tests positively but magically the one person around him that doesn’t is the one who has a debate tomorrow.

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Aww, that brought back memories of Phil Hartman

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Yeah Harris and Biden should insist on being shown independently administered negatives before all future debates.

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No chance Kamala should be debating tomorrow imo. Pence is likely pozzed whether he knows it yet or not.

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