The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

We should draw up a law now that all the ballots have to be paper and put the genie back in the bottle lol.

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New regime: One person hand counting all ballots, 100 observors surrounding them. 2020 election results published by 2030.

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There aren’t like magic COVID drugs they were holding onto for Trump. He got great care, obviously, but he still runs like god.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326342742801326083
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326343694912466944
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Guess Trump is “joking” here too

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But I want to vote with my phone

Trump really should make the vote via Twitter/Parler. He’d poll 14.8billion votes, should get him over the line.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326345492834512897
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326346314842562561
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I’m sure they exist but how many left wing terror/assasination plots have happened here in the last 50 years? Every one in my memory is right wing whack jobs. Maybe Reagan? I guess I don’t know the story there. Plus that Steve Scalise asshole?

Eta-wiki says Reagan was just a mentally ill person trying to impress Jodie Foster.
Eta2-Holy shit the Scalise shooting was only in summer 2017? Longest 4 years ever.

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He’s the Secretary of State. It’s probably not the time for a joke.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326347841476890627
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haha

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It seems like people have been upset by anonymous flagging so let it be known I flagged this. I don’t know what posts like this are supposed to contribute to the conversation, but it’s not appropriate, so stop lobbing grenades from fucking British Columbia, you don’t even live in this country.

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It’s generally a good sign that something is rampantly happening tens of thousands of times when you need to offer a $1,000,000 reward for evidence of it.

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This joke is hilarious

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326348976531136513
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This was news to you? How old are you?

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