The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

My 12-year-old has a friend whose parents are Trumpers and thus the kid, in turn, is a Trumper. They play games online together all the time and I frequently hear my son’s side of an argument.

Apparently, the friend bet my son $5 that Trump will remain President. Obviously, my kid snap-called. The friend went to the fucking Trump rally last night and is now more convinced than ever that Trump will be President, so he requested to up the stakes to $100.

dlk9sjr basking in piles of free money.

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dlk9sjr gonna get pozzed when his friend pays up.

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it’s either that or his friend will use Trump’s method of just not paying

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1346583537256976385
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It’s this. Could be a good lesson for your kid that people like that never live up to their word.

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Zero chance dlk9sjr sees one cent from the trumper child. “Not paying when it was proven that the election was stolen” etc etc.

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better to learn that lesson at 12 at least I guess

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Idk. He probably gets paid the $5. Getting welched for $100.

I don’t think I’d let him take $100.

Maybe he’ll get paid in Robux.

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I’d let him wash your car 10 times and then you pay JR. Of course you and JR sit in lawn chairs and mock him the whole time.

We will send money to your memorial funds after the kid empties an AK on your lawn.

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Meanwhile, in real life:

https://twitter.com/maustermuhle/status/1346521554855874565?s=19

Do the proud boys know their leader is named Enrique?

woof so he admitted to selling high capacity magazines, which I believe are very illegal in DC, in DC?

I can legitimately understand thinking that high capacity mags are no big deal, and hell I can understanding bringing them into DC by accident. BUT FFS ADMITTING TO INTENT TO SELL IN DC LOLOLOLOL

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1346588064026685443
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I can’t wait for the footage of Proud Boys getting hit with pepper spray by the national guard tomorrow.

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Narrator…

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Yes. They claim it’s proof they are not a racist organization.

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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1346476144330063876?s=19

I think Adams is intelligent in many ways, but also dumb in some. He seems to focus a lot on his core areas like communication and that content goes over the head of many running in those circles.

He 100% thinks it’s protected by the 2A, and therefore not a crime.

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