The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

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Um … that’s not how I thought her sentence was going to end.

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I mean it’s definitely not out of his range to be an extreme right winger when he owns a cooler like this

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For some reason I thought it was Steve Schmidt.

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A big protest of the statistically impossible is definitely a new level of wild.

Now this is bull honkey, everybody knows it. This guy’s a bad penny in your shoe, he’s a-- look, we gotta do climate. We gotta come together and build America great again.

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Nobody named Trump is ever going to jail, nor is anyone married to any of his kids.

A friend made a point last night I hadn’t really thought of before. The complete failure of the government over the past 4 years is going to really help the GOPs long term argument that government is bad at everything and should be “reduced to the size where it can be dragged it into the bathroom and drowned in the bathtub.”

Of course, like all things this wasn’t strategy on Trump’s behalf (because lol strategy) but I’m sure some republicans were thinking it sure is a useful side effect.

That’s how capitalism be. Find an area of human existence that hasn’t been 100% monetised and transactionalised. Break it. Complain about it being broken. Privatise it. Profit!

The end game is the freemium microtransactions model but for every single aspect of existence. The full marketisation of human life. See the black mirror episode 15 million merits for more info.

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You have to let me dream, man.

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this is obviously correct, the kids and inlaws will get pardons and biden doesn’t want to set the precedent of prosecuting a former president

Lame

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