The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1336318760106471424
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1336320843484286977
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This is an example of Trump actually being funny.

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naw

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And instead they rolled with Martha McSally who (checks notes) was responsible for losing BOTH Arizona senate seats in back to back elections.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1336322408970559495
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Not even a little funny.

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Yeah this this the uncut good stuff

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Missed opportunity for Flake iyam. Only one of them actually lost an election.

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As Broncos/Bears fan said for years after each mystifying interception

CUTLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Unsurprisingly, Trump does not use the Oxford comma. That and one too many “&s” and n his tweet.

In late November, one day after Christopher Krebs, the former head of the government’s cybersecurity agency, went on “60 Minutes” to dispute President Trump’s claims of fraud in the election, one of Mr. Trump’s lawyers threatened him on television.

“He should be drawn and quartered,” the lawyer, Joseph DiGenova, said of Mr. Krebs on the conservative TV outlet Newsmax. “Taken out at dawn and shot.”

On Tuesday, Mr. Krebs, who was fired by Mr. Trump last month, filed a lawsuit against Mr. DiGenova accusing him and the Trump campaign of defamation and the infliction of emotional distress.

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https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1336349687167717379?s=20

C’mon down!

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Glolp

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Haha fuck all of you for having a Christmas party. I hope you all pozz.

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Had to copy this over to the covid thread. I have a feeling the committee is going to be very busy.

https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1336365151759560708

If only they could message like this on other stuff. Getting McConnell, McCarthy, and Blunt to vote against Biden even being president has tons of messaging potential down the road.

To be clear it’s a really good thing that all these Republicans are tightly bound to Trump (because that’s what Trumps NPD demands ldo)… we are about to find out about a TON of really bad shit they’ve been doing over the last 4 years.

None of this matters in the short term, but it’s one more event burned into the memories of everyone under the age of 40.