The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

You hate to see it

https://twitter.com/sarahgoughy/status/1335286038592413705?s=21

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https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1335351629810286592

This shit is all about setting an example for future governors and drumming anyone with a modicum of integrity out of the Republican Party. Scary.

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Don is hopped up on some serious drugs tonight. Very high energy, babbling at like 3x speed. It’s your drunk uncle on meth.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1335386697715036160

https://mobile.twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1335389359193907200

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https://mobile.twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/1335396568036495360

Half right, he’s not going to within 1 square mile of a fresh vegetable

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Counterpoint

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1335393438876004354
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https://mobile.twitter.com/DJJudd/status/1335396039340253189

Incredible

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Here’s something I was contemplating for no particular reason.

Let’s say you knew there had to be two terms of Trump. Which would you prefer: two consecutive terms or 2016 and 2024? Why?

I’m pretty sure I’m going to fuck up this poll, but I’ll give it a shot.

Which is better:
  • Two consecutive terms of Trump
  • Two nonconsecutive terms of Trump

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I mean this is definitely one of those ‘the water is >5m higher than your head so it doesn’t really matter cause you’re still drowning’ spots. It doesn’t actually matter.

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Lolololol

https://mobile.twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/1335401840880574465

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Fox runs like 2-3 “documentary” shows or repeated segments showing he’s a washed up loser, for one.

Can redo whatever was done to McCarthy, bit Trump’s a much richer target.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1335406436247998464
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If the terms are not consecutive at least the President in between can theoretically childproof some shit that makes the 2nd term less destructive.

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One thing is for certain, Trump will be claiming that it’s the biggest success in history and that he has zero debt up to the day of the sheriff’s auction.

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I went for consecutive because it’s not going to happen.

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I’m not saying the president in between knows for sure. He knows it’s possible, that’s all.

Also any childproofing that Biden does will be against his own interest in a second term, which in his mind he is drawing very live too.

I voted non-consecutive because Trump will be very old and low energy and possibly dead for most of the second term.

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Voted non consecutive because i want that marshmallow now.

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Fair enough, but I’m pretty sure Biden is going to know pretty quickly that he’s running when he announces it at a duelling rally during Biden’s inauguration.

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