https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1334740327643705344
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This guy is seriously going to keep talking shit until his last breath.
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Distinctions between “insure,” “ensure,” and “assure” are a fairly modern creation. It’s not that long ago that people sold what we call “insurance” as “assurance.” I mean, Trump’s an idiot with bad grammar and spelling, so this is just a random fact.
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On the one hand, probably. On the other hand, between the federal government doing fuck-all right now and lots of people staying the fuck at home, the amount of people who’d notice a government shutdown at this point is unusually small. They may not see as much of a downside to the shutdown.
pretty hard to veto when it’s going to pass with veto-proof majority
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the more time he wastes doing things other than wrecking shit up I’m all for it
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there’s a decent chance he’s signing a dozen pardons in between tweets. remember in KY outgoing R governor was pardoning dangerous criminals because andy bashear beat him? good times.
I didn’t mean this bill specifically, but I guess nothing is going to go to a vote in the Senate that isn’t essential and bipartisan.
Fuck I’d trump was even slightly more intelligent he would have waited to confirm acb until after the election and now been refusing to nominate her smfh
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Trump pardons himself from federal charges, leaves office and faces charges in DC, only then realizing he had the power to pardon himself in DC too. Oops. His staff didn’t know it either. Just the best people!
He reaches out to Joe for a pardon, and Joe says sure, but you’ve gotta come ask me in person. Trump has no choice so he comes in.
Joe welcomes him into the Oval Office and says, “You could have pardoned yourself for this and none of you geniuses figured that out, remember this is your own damn fault. You came after the Constitution, the Republic, and my son. Now you want a pardon? Malarkey! Your motorcade just left. We’re sending you out the gate into Black Lives Matter Plaza. When you walk outside, you’ll be under DC jurisdiction. The DC police are waiting.”
“But don’t worry, this perp walk is going to get huge ratings.”
This is where, if we lived in a fantasy land where Democrats were actually trying, they’d pass the following bill:
- $5,000 to every adult in America
- CARES extension
- Repeal Section 230
They’d then sit back and watch Mitch and Trump fight.
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… the best the eDems have to offer. And we wonder why our forum needs a while thread about our problems with alcohol.
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Yeah USPS shenanigans are definitely why you got obliterated in mail in ballots.
I’m on board bigly with an investigation of the USPS.
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Do I misunderstand how counting machine work? I assume if you put thousands of votes for one side into the machine it would be very obvious. A string of D D D D D D D of any length would stick out statistically right?
We still have a month and a half of this shit.
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