The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

I’m not a grammar Nazi for obvious reasons but that seems like an odd use of quotation marks. Pretty sure there should at least be an even number.

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I wish he would come over for the wrestling takes alone…

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1333875814585282567
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Dems will probably fall for this bullshit and welcome Bill Barr to the resistance with open arms

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"Well damn it.

“Try that in C/C++ see what happens!”

–Devil

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He’s got a bright future with The Lincoln Project

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I haven’t watched any of these links Dumbass keeps putting up but is a gaylord box just a big fucking cardboard box?

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Maybe.

Or maybe it’s how democrats used homosexual anti christian boxes to defeat gods chosen one.

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Yes. Truck driver claims he had gaylords full of ballots loaded in NY bound for PA.

Then weird things happened! He had to wait for 6 hours in one city without unloading before driving to another city and leaving his trailer still without unloading. The next morning his trailer was gone!

I’m unclear how he knows what was in the boxes since they were presumably sealed. But he claims to have seen thousands of ballot envelopes with “hand-written return addresses” on them which also make no sense.

Definitely need some “marshal law” to get to the bottom of this!

Trump supporters JAQing off to increasingly absurd and depraved fantasies just to taste that sweet rush dear leader used to give them.

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Yeah - I had the same questions. Were they just loading boxes of ballots with no-tops? Did he go through the ballots to know what they all were?

Lol yea. Someone should set up a bot thread. It’s hilarious.

OMG this has “old Marshall from a super-small midwest town goes to the big city and ends up solving crimes his way” as a CBS drama written all over it. Marshall Law, 8pm Sundays.

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Ten seasons to “find the ballots”

https://twitter.com/cursedlavalamp/status/1333597793739534338?s=21

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Don’t forget Fear of the Marshall Law, a CBS All Access claymation exclusive

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Barr’s been busy.

https://twitter.com/CBS_Herridge/status/1333866489749901314

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