The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

Goddamn I could go for a Zebra Cake right now.

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Why wouldn’t they just turn on their phones and put it on Twitter for free? The Parnas Doctrine.

Lol so that means he applied some cheap spray-on hair dye moments before taking stage???

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This press conference might be the craziest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

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Yah, but this guy says Rudy is killing it.

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The right is losing its shit over it, and think it’s 100% locked up now. Well I mean they already did, but even more so now? 1000%?

Rudy definitely needs to go to jail after all this.

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Rudy definitely looked like he would have been more comfortable back at Four Seasons Landscaping.

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Fucking predict popular vote is back to .88?!?!! So crazy.

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Cuse about to start rubbing that free money

LOL - imagine two beers with Trump. And you have to wait until he’s done with both beers - but he’s talking 99.9% of the time.

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That last part about refusing to ever acknowledge any setback or loss is accurate in my experience. One deplorable relative insists the only reason First Nation people lost is because they gave up. The power of positive thinking taken to an absurd extreme for the sake of consistency.

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It made the UK LBC radio show & not in a good way… :pensive:

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Of all the terrible ideas commonly held by Boomers classifying thinking along a positive/negative axis with positive thoughts being good and negative thoughts being bad has to be near the top. The ways that warps your perceptions of reality and gets you to ignore problems is something else.

It’s like ‘don’t look a gift horse in the mouth’ on crack. That, it needs to be said, is also terrible advice. There is never a better time to be careful than when something is too good to be true. That shit is a trap 90% of the goddamn time. Every scam known to man baits the hook with something too good to be true.

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