The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

I played roulette 400 times on red.
200 of those were toss ups and I won all 200 of them! I’M THE BEST!

Good news, everyone. Fucking up any semblance of a peace process in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is on the todo list on the way out the door.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1329364074996633600

he’ll claim it as his watch either way

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1329459995893764102
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An “artificial number of votes.” What, like eleventeen tooty x-threeth?

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I cant believe these pieces of shit at Twitter and Facebook continue to give this scumbag a platform to lie and try to steal the election.

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https://twitter.com/ReichlinMelnick/status/1329196297056817157

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Change of venue is an incredibly high standard to meet and “people don’t like me in NYC because I’m an asshole” isn’t going ot cut it IMO.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1329463691205627910
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I wonder if they’ll go into more detail on this brilliant proposal
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1329200499652956160

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And lets face it all most lawyers do is try and find a precedent they can apply to forward their argument. It’s not like many of them are coming up with original thoughts.

I’m not a lawyer but I have an arrogant BIL who is and I just love dropping this argument when he’s around whether it has merit or not cos I know it pisses him off. :slight_smile:

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What does this even mean? If you get infected, you’re 85% less likely to die than in March? Kind of a self-own since deaths are still skyrocketing in spite of this.

Giuliani: Your Honors, based on the President’s undeniable achomplishments during his first term, it’s simply inconceivable that more Americans would vote for Joe Biden. This is proof of rampant fraud and you should declare Donald Trump the winner. May it please the Court.

Judges: LOL

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Rudy’s just making things up. Pathetic.

Doesn’t really seem like a guy going through the motions before slinking out of the WH. I think Trump truly believes he’s going to remain there:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/11/19/wayne-county-rescind-certifying-election/

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I mean I can’t blame him. He’s gotten out of everything his whole life. He’s also a full blown believer in the cult of positivity. He’s one of those people who thinks that you ‘manifest your own reality’ through positive or negative thinking. So he probably thinks that if he just wills it hard enough he’ll get out of this mess like all the others.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/AmyEGardner/status/1329468989983125505

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Lol Trump really doesn’t understand how democracy works. He thinks he can just tell the lawmakers to change the results and that they will YOLO it up for him.

I mean that they are even humoring him by flying to DC is insanely fucked up.

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