The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

LOL Phil Hellmuth.

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Went looking for more info on the Krebs situation. Got a good LOL out of the following from CNN on Saturday:

Being fired by a Trump tweet – as the former Secretary of Defense was this week - while being seen as standing up for the truth and strength of the election could burnish Krebs’ image, whether he wants to join the Biden administration or go into the private sector, associates say.

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Gritty,

How is your mother doing?

https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1328714869940609024?s=19

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Looks like I’ve gotta fire my social media intern. Momma Gritty is a lovely woman, Momma Gritty jokes will not be tolerated.

Sleep with one eye open, champ.

FAAFO,
Gritty

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There is no professional gig in cyber security for someone who would have stumped Trump’s nonsense. He would have had no cushy gig opportunities.

One of the central (and most exasperating) features of Trump specifically, and conservatives generally, is wanting all the credit for anything that goes right while simultaneously refusing any blame for anything that goes wrong.

Typically this is done with some nuance and subtlety, but Trump just blurts it out in all its absurdity. Imagine demanding credit for keeping foreign hackers from manipulating the election while also crying that the Radical Left Democrats stole the election, which is obviously somebody else’s fault. And further imagine reading that tweet and nodding your head in agreement.

And by the way, one of the guys who actually deserves the credit for keeping the elections secure is the guy you just tweet-fired! ARGGGGGHHHHH

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On the other hand, it’s a pretty good gambit for any conservative politician in America right now on any issue.

https://twitter.com/mrdanzak/status/1328830050293215233?s=21

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Crossing icy water can be hard in the best of times, the boat was quite helpful.

tenor

But Fuck Around and Find Out should be in orange, and much bigger.

FAAFO,
Gritty

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I’m going to blame the Chinese for not developing a virus that disproportionately kills white people.

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Actually had to click this one to make sure it was real.

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Dan Zak is a decent follow and coincidentally a close friend of one of my hs girlfriends so it’s always weird when you guys post his tweets.

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Real talk - did Rudy get a lobotomy or mush brain from too much Fox News? Or was he always this dumb and just fell upward for the last 40 years?

I’m too young to know his body of work prior to mayor of NYC. I know he “took down” the mob and that’s about it.

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He was likely always this dumb. He was considered a favorite for the 2008 GOP nomination in the early going before people actually heard him talk.

He won 0 delegates.

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