The 2020 Republican National Convention: There will be blood. And soil.

How can you go against your nature? How can you deprive the world of your great talent of rage-posting to mock the absurdity, incompetence and evil that is on display? If we can’t turn to you to save us from this evil, who can we turn to? Who saves the city when Spiderman is chilling in a tree???

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no president has ever pardoned a bank robber at his party’s convention. historic!

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In case anyone was wondering, they’ve got 13 flags on the stage counting the big one hanging. One of the flagpoles is missing the eagle on top for some reason. I was like, “Hmm, you would think they’d go with 14, for obvious reasons…”

But there’s another one that gets shown in the side angle shot, so it’s actually 14. I guess 15 if there’s a reverse angle shot that shows one.

if you think that’s weird, trump has spoken for exactly 666 seconds each night so far…

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joe biden had a former secretary of state nominated by a president of the opposing party endorse him, but! aha! trump tonight will be endorsed by a CURRENT secretary of state (more powerful)

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I watched it for a minute, good lord that list of name streaming across the bottom of the screen is giving me epilepsy.

the first thing joe biden is gonna do is increase taxes on EVERYONE

war veteran: he’s cut taxes [wipes tear, almost starts crying] i could go on

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Kudlow is such a scumbag.

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“Inheriting a staggering economy on the front end of a recession.”

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

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it took 3 years, but trump managed to bring the economy back from those horrible obama years

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more tax cuts coming!

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There’s a consumer spending boom!

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Rachel Maddow, “I’m just going to cut in here and let you know that every single thing he just said is complete and total bullshit. Thank you, we’ll be right back.”

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This guy is an idiot.

“my brother and i purchased this business from our uncles.” a story we can all relate to

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Banking regulations bad

2008 says hi.

draconian banking regulations were killing this guy’s business

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This is like a high school debate camp.