Slow Thunderdome: US Senators

Sports & Other Games
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Charles Sumner, Massachusetts, before and after the Civil War. Was beaten almost to death in the Senate by a member of the House who was backed up by another member brandishing a gun at anyone who tried to break up the fight.

The assaulter was lionized in the South, because of course he was.

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Correct

Michael Bennet 2009-Current (Colorado)
Joe Biden 1973-2009 (Delaware)
Barbara Boxer 1993-2017 (California)
Henry Clay 1806-1807 1810-1811 1831-1842 1849-1852 (Kentucky)
Killary Clinton 2001-2009 (New York)
Lyin Ted Cruz 2013-Current (Texas)
Russ Feingold 1993-2011 (Wisconsin)
Dianne “Useless Fossil” Feinstein 1992-Current (California)
Jeff Flakey 2013-2019 (Arizona)
Al “Stuart Smalley” Franken 2009-2018 (Minnesota)
John Glenn 1974-1999 (Ohio)
Lindsey Graham 2003-Current (South Carolina)
Kamala Harris 2017-Current (California)
John Kerry 1985-2013 (Massachusetts)
Herb Kohl 1989-2013 (Wisconsin)
Amy “Office Depot” Klobuchar 2007-Current (Minnesota)
John “Straight Talk Express” McCain 1987-2018 (Arizona)
Moscow Mitch McConnell 1985-Current (Kentucky)
Barack HUSSEIN Obama 2005-2008 (Illinois)
Gary Peters 2015-Currnet (Michigan)
Harry Reid 1987-2017 (Nevada)
Mitt Romney 2019-Currrent (Utah)
Lil Marco Rubio 2011-Current (Florida)
Bernie Sanders 2007-Current (Vermont)
Chuck Schumer 1999-Current (New York)
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III 1997-2017 (Alabama)
Charles “I Got Caned” Sumner 1851-1874 (Massachusetts)
Strom Thurmond 1954-2003 (South Carolina)
Elizabeth Warren 2013-Current (Massachusetts)

Incorrect

Thaddeus Fitzgerald Thundercock (R-WI, 1848-1854)

Corrects

d10 XX
dlk9s XXX
eyebooger XXX
Hokie XX
Lawnmower_Man XXX
LouisCyphre XXX
MichaelDavis XXX
otatop X
skydiver8 XXX
smrk4 XXX
TrueNorth32 XXX

Strike

Trolly X

I know in there was a viral video going around in the mid 2000s Hašek to America where Dominik “The Dominator” Hašek did actually gain a senate seat from Canada. Crazy video. But just to be clear, fictional senators don’t count

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I keep forgetting that Canada isn’t a real country.

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Common mistake to be honest

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Anyone can still join with 3 correct answers

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Se llama Tim Kaine de Virginia

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Cornyn, aka not Ted Cruz but still totally shit

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Joe McCarthy, a Real American from Wisconsin.

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JFK

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Our most recent departee from the 2020 race: Cory Booker

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1/2 term and done Doug Jones

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Whiskey in the Jar Gillibrand

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Ted the lady-killer Kennedy

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Mike Lee from Utah (just because i can’t get that interview after the iran briefing out of my head and how pissed he was. He was glowing white-hot)

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Klob

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Susan Collins

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Anyone can still join with 4 correct answers

Correct

Michael Bennet 2009-Current (Colorado)
Joe Biden 1973-2009 (Delaware)
Cory Booker 2013-Current (New Jersey)
Barbara Boxer 1993-2017 (California)
Henry Clay 1806-1807 1810-1811 1831-1842 1849-1852 (Kentucky)
Killary Clinton 2001-2009 (New York)
Susan Collins 1997-Current (Maine)
John (at least I’m not Ted Cruz) Cornyn 2002-Current (Texas)
Lyin Ted Cruz 2013-Current (Texas)
Russ Feingold 1993-2011 (Wisconsin)
Dianne “Useless Fossil” Feinstein 1992-Current (California)
Jeff Flakey 2013-2019 (Arizona)
Al “Stuart Smalley” Franken 2009-2018 (Minnesota)
Kirsten “Whiskey in the Jar” Gillibrand 2009-Current (New York)
John Glenn 1974-1999 (Ohio)
Lindsey Graham 2003-Current (South Carolina)
Kamala Harris 2017-Current (California)
Doug “It’s been fun” Jones 2018-Current (Alabama)
Tim “Yo hablo espanol” Kaine 2013-Current (Virginia)
John F. Kennedy 1953-1960 (Massachusetts)
Ted “What about Chappaquiddick?” Kennedy 1962-2009 (Massachusetts)
John Kerry 1985-2013 (Massachusetts)
Herb Kohl 1989-2013 (Wisconsin)
Amy “Office Depot” Klobuchar 2007-Current (Minnesota)
Mike Lee 2011-Current (Utah)
John “Straight Talk Express” McCain 1987-2018 (Arizona)
Joe McCarthy 1947-1957 (Wisconsin)
Moscow Mitch McConnell 1985-Current (Kentucky)
Barack HUSSEIN Obama 2005-2008 (Illinois)
Gary Peters 2015-Currnet (Michigan)
Harry Reid 1987-2017 (Nevada)
Mitt Romney 2019-Currrent (Utah)
Lil Marco Rubio 2011-Current (Florida)
Bernie Sanders 2007-Current (Vermont)
Chuck Schumer 1999-Current (New York)
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III 1997-2017 (Alabama)
Charles “I Got Caned” Sumner 1851-1874 (Massachusetts)
Strom Thurmond 1954-2003 (South Carolina)
Elizabeth Warren 2013-Current (Massachusetts)

Incorrect

Thaddeus Fitzgerald Thundercock (R-WI, 1848-1854)

Corrects

d10 XXXX
dlk9s XXX
eyebooger XXXX
Hokie XXX
Lawnmower_Man XXXX
LouisCyphre XXXX
MichaelDavis XXXX
otatop X
skydiver8 XXXX
smrk4 XXXX
TrueNorth32 XXXX

Strike

Trolly X

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Chris Murphy

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Gotta really read that list now to make sure I’m not re-naming someone.

Murkowski

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