Sleepy Don 2.4: Give Me Liberty or Give Me Scallops

Just the dumbest most unbelievable s*** ever so obviously stonks.

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In this timeline I might take the over. We don’t get nice things anymore.

Your expectation should be he lives well into his 90s. He looks better than family members who lived that long. It will be so great if he ends up in jail like the old Nazi war criminals. I know I know.

A total war of annihilation (starting with the drinking water, apparently) sets up endless war ending/strait opening catalysts. We couldn’t be in a more bullish chimp stonk environment.

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Tuesday’s a long way off. Better than usual chance he kills more than his usual number of people today.

You’re welcome

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I don’t know what any of that means

I feel like he has about 60 days ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

one of these days he’s gonna use the word “SIKE”

Trump is way too old to get that reference.

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It always irritated me when people spelled it this way. It is:

PSYCH!

It means you are psyching someone out. As in using psychology. Not whatever the f*** SIKE means.

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siiiiike

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I like my sake hot, and my sike served cold.

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Iran press release in five minutes: “We haven’t talked to this fucking asshole in weeks”

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Written by AI not even close to his moronic voice or style.

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Let’s see if this lie can STONKS for the 40th time.

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Considering the S&P 500 is up 1.5% in the 15 minutes since he tweeted that, gonna go with “yes”.

The insider trading opportunities are insane if you are in his inner circle.

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Amazing.

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