So there’s a $70 bonus per lb for you as well? Might as well go nuts the last 24h and stick it to em, you can probably easily get down to 163 or below without going totally crazy with dehydration etc.
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women!
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Correct
30 lbs in 2 months is legitimately insane
Good job
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I’d never enter a bet like this with SK.
Dude is never willing to be wrong.
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Congrats on making it. I know it’s not easy.
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So folks want to talk to me about my diet and weight loss at work, which is fine. Just hate the unsolicited advice. I made the mistake of bitching about a zero salt diet (which legit sucks and is way harder than the potato diet, which isn’t really hard at all once you get in a groove). This dude is all, oh you just need to find the right seasonings and you won’t even notice it. Motherfucker, I know the right seasoning that I need. IT’S SALT. Oh no no no he says. I once went to a restaurant and told the chef I couldn’t have any salt. Told him to make whatever he wanted, just as long as it had no salt. It was delicious! I don’t know how he did it. I just nodded and was all like wow, great, fantastic. But I was thinking, I know how the chef did it. HE WAS LYING. HE PUT SALT IN YOUR FOOD.
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He’ll replace the potatoes at work with a salt lick.
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Now these dudes are angling for buyouts.
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Nice job. Add in a little manscaping to ship an extra 140 bucks pp imo
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168.4 lbs this morning. Had an emergency at work and was at work until 4:00 AM. Was pretty thirsty so I drank a fair amount of water, hopefully I didn’t ruin my weight cut. Whatever.
Bet co-worker was a dick to me again this morning. Don’t think he realizes how counterproductive that is and motivated by spite it makes me.
edit several days later: I think nearly all of this co-worker being a dick to me was mostly a low-carb fueled hallucination. Motivated me though. Kind of like football players psyching them into hating their opponents before the game.
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Being a dick about work stuff or because he knows he is going to lose and is pissed about having to pay you money?
I’m not sure he’s got many turds in there atm.
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If you know somebody taking hydrachlorothiazide for high blood pressure you could pop 50 mg of that and piss out 4 or 5 pounds easy.
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Final progress picture
Still have a fair bit of weight I’d like to lose. After I add in salt and carbs I’m probably at 175. I’d like to get down to and maintain somewhere between 160-165. Maybe a bit higher if I put on a bit of muscle.
Just weighed myself holding the 8 oz or so of water I am planning on drinking tonight. 169.0 lbs. Won’t consume anything but caffeine pills and a few mouthfuls of water before the weigh in after this.
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That’s a remarkably more intimidating face.
Hard af.
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Not sure if serious, but platateau/plotateau, let’s call the whole thing off.
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You think that’s the face of a man I’d say has a coneish head?
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