SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

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https://twitter.com/BobMcElrath/status/1240253546647470080?s=19

PA Governor has ordered all non-life-sustaining businesses to close as of 8pm tonight. I imagine NJ will follow suit tomorrow.

He’s back with a mask and a list of instructions. Apparently he got in straight away because he’s a health care worker, otherwise it would have been a 3-4 day wait. Brutal test btw.

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ABC stores are life-sustaining, apparently.

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Welp looks like we have another Senator selling after the closed door briefing.

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1240802700171849731?s=21

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this is even worse

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1240805602219020288

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Guillotines

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Soooooo… lets play a game of what would you do.

You have signed a lease with a new apartment and put in your 30 day notice with your current apartment.

You were set to have people move everything from the old apartment to the new apartment on Saturday. That company called you and said their movers had come down with Covid and their fleet of trucks need to be cleaned to CDC standards and that Saturday will need to be cancelled. Its likely the governor will issue an order closing all non-life sustaining businesses in the state in the next 24 hours. Moving companies are likely to be included in that order.

What do you do?

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Stay where you are, pay rent to no one and wait for the embargo to get lifted. No one is evicting anyone anytime soon.

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Surprisingly beautiful

https://twitter.com/PoliticsWolf/status/1240807614717390848

The STOCK Act strips politicians of their federal pensions if convicted of certain crimes. I hope they are convicted and that those qualify.

Yeah I need to have a plan in place by April 1. Its likely I wont pay rent to either but Im afraid they will just yoink the apartment that has nothing in it

Contact both landlords, see what my options are. They may even know another mover who can help.

Any chance you paid the first month at the new place and have the keys? That would make it harder for them, obv.

I have keys, yes.

The good news is Loeffler’s probably going to get primaried.

The bad news, is he’s worse.

Ill do this. Hoping I can still find a different mover before everything is destroyed

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https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1240806440379371521

fake news calls on Burr to resign and get prosecuted for insider trading.

what’s that you say, that is Tucker Carlson? No, you’re being silly, that definitely is CNN.

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Wait is non-life-sustaining businesses like everything besides grocery stores and hospitals etc?

Smoke shops, office buildings etc are all gonna be closed?

If so holy fucking shit good luck to the market tomorrow and god help us all.