I got something to say and then I ain’t gonna say no more. He took advantage of me.
All right, that’s enough! Look, we’re all very impressed with Andy’s new toy.
Drugs to the right, hookers to the left.
Tell everyone that when the day is out we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we’re gonna have a lot of fun, huh?
You’ve been banging on your pots again, haven’t you? I’ve told you… if you keep on doing it, you won’t have any pots left.
I can’t keep doing this on my own with these…“people”.
Put the glasses on! Put 'em on!
Oh look, it’s Agent Foster Grant.
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum
Why don’t you quit? It’d be cheaper for both of us.

You’ve gotta ask yourself one question. ‘Do I feel lucky?’. Well, do ya, punk?
You put a greased naked woman on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man’s arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don’t find that offensive? You don’t find that sexist?
I tell ya, buddy, I’d be the luckiest man alive if that did it for me.

Never had one lesson.
This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers.
Can I raise a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do “Stonehenge” tomorrow?
Let’s not go sucking each other’s dicks just yet.
You know your problem? You don’t like winners.