Trump literally had his head cut off in 1972, how could I not?
Like, look at this excerpt, it’s almost identical:
Due to the failed attempt to behead Donald, the human was still able to balance on a perch and walk clumsily. He attempted to preen, peck for food, and crow, though with limited success; his “crowing” consisted of a gurgling sound made in his throat.[3] When Donald did not die, they instead decided to care for the human. They fed it a mixture of milk and water via an eyedropper, and gave it small grains of corn and worms.[3][5]
The new boiler had to be flushed out as part of its regular maintenance, so Rockwell had put the old boiler back into service temporarily. Early that cold damp Monday, he fed its coal fire and put the boiler to work heating the building for arriving day-shift workers. At 7:45 a.m. the plant manager telephoned Rockwell to ask about some strange noises coming from the radiators along one wall. Rockwell had just stepped out of the building, but his assistant assured the manager that everything was in order.[3]
A few minutes later, the old boiler exploded, rocketing up through three floors and the roof.[4]
