Presidential Primary Sheep Reveal

Man the last few debate threads were at least 30% posts about how Castro would be a good running mate. I feel betrayed.

2 Likes
  1. A candidate who would enjoy drinking a single-malt scotch (my favorite potent potable).

I was going for a question without an obvious answer to help differentiate. I got the question with the most aces.

That’s not good news. I was hoping the contestants remembered a certain candidate drinking.

A candidate who would enjoy drinking a single-malt scotch (my favorite potent potable).

Joe Biden - 4
d10
King_of_NY
Melkerson
microbet

Mike Bloomberg - 3
catfacemeowmers
hokie
zikzak

Pete Buttigieg - 2
jmakin
superuberbob

ACE - Kirsten Gillibrand - Louis Cyphre

ACE - Bernie Sanders - CoasterBrad

ACE - Amy Klobuchar - JackBando

ACE - Corey Booker - eyebooger

ACE - Andrew Yang - Deuce

ACE - Beto O’Rourke - jerry

ACE - Tom Steyer - The Duker

ACE - Elizabeth Warren - imjosh

The good news is that an ace doesn’t lose you a ton of ground.

Standings

21 - King_of_NY, microbet
20 - zikzak
18 - d10, imjosh
16 - catfacemeowmers, hokie
15 - jerry. LouisCyphre, TheDuker
14 - eyebooger
12 - JackBando, Melkerson, superuberbob
8 - Deuce
6 - Coasterbrad
4 - jmakin

  1. The candidate who would score the highest on an IQ test.

Think I answered Pete Buttigieg for nearly every question

Guys, I am disappointed. I didn’t know I was playing this with a bunch of low info voters.

https://kirstengillibrand.com/official-rules-win-a-whiskey-with-kirsten/

this was my strat

Not even half.

The candidate who would score the highest on an IQ test.

Pete Buttigieg - 9
d10
Deuce
JackBando
jerry
jmakin
Melkerson
microbet
TheDuker
zikzak

Andrew Yang - 5
catfacemeowmers
Casterbrad
hokie
LouisCyphre
superuberbob

Elizabeth Warren - 3
eyebooger
imjosh
King_of_NY

Standings
30 - microbet
29 - zikzak
27 - d10
24 - jerry, King_of_NY, TheDuker
21 - catfacemeowmers, hokie, imjosh, JackBando, Melkerson
20 - LouisCyphre
17 - Deuce, eyebooger, superuberbob
13 - jmakin
11 - Coasterbrad

  1. A candidate who had no good reason for declaring their candidacy in the first place.

Feels like there is an obvious answer for this board, depending on if you think a good reason is one that makes sense for the candidate or if you think a good reason is the opposite of an evil reason.

Mike Bloomberg - 9
LouisCyphre
superuberbob
Coasterbrad
zikzak
d10
King_of_NY
hokie
eyebooger
TheDuker

Marianne Williamson - -2
Melkerson
Deuce

John Delaney - 2
catfacemeowmers
imjosh

Pete Buttigieg - 2
JackBando
jerry

ACE - Tulsi Gabbard
microbet

ACE - Tom Steyer
jmakin

  1. A candidate who would be fun to see on Dancing with the Stars .

This one did not have the winner I expected.

Bernie Sanders - 8
d10
Deuce
hokie
imjosh
jerry
microbet
TheDuker
zikzak

Pete Buttigieg - 3
jmakin
King_of_NY
superuberbob

Tulsi Gabbard - 2
Coasterbrad
catfacemeowmers

Corey Booker - 2
eyebooger
Melkerson

ACE - Elizabeth Warren
JackBando

ACE - Beto O’Rourke
LouisCyphre

Standings
46 - zikzak
44 - d10
41 - TheDuker
39 - microbet
38 - hokie
36 - King_of_NY
34 - jerry
31 - imjosh
30 - LouisCyphre
29 - -superuberbob
28 - eyebooger
27 - Deuce
25 - catfacemeowmers, Melkerson
24 - JackBando
22 - -Coasterbrad
17 - jmakin

  1. A candidate who has a Twitter account worth following, even if they weren’t running for president.

I do not follow any of these candidates on Twitter. The only politician I bother following is AOC.

Damn, I blew it with Tulsi there.

I try to picture Bernie dancing but I can’t.