I worked for a German company for a while and the whole month of August was nothing but auto replies of “I will be back in the office in 3 weeks. Please do not attempt to contact me while I am out".
Oh god I lol’d at this, my wife said “what’s so funny,” I started to show her, she says “I’m not going to think it’s funny am I?” And I say “idk maybe”
She puts her glasses on, looks at it for like five seconds and GASPS lol omg five stars
It was nearly perfect, but the video length should have been like 4 hours 33 minutes
They already did that
That was the proof of concept. Now apply it to events like diving, balance bars, ski vaults, swimming relay, water polo, gymnastics, speed skating.
And the ultimate: the decathlon
The cat made the jump.
I’m in Bali right now, there’s tigers here!?
tachyon oats
Just go to a diner and comeback with a bowl of oatmeal. EZ game.
Somebody needs a better oat runner
I went to bat for Sydney, but Sabrina has some goddamn pointy elbows.