Myanmar? If I were God I’d just make her President of Myanmar.
Screech DEAD, Bezos OUT, big things afoot.
Bezos said he will stay engaged in important Amazon projects but will also have more time to focus on the Bezos Earth Fund, his Blue Origin spaceship company, The Washington Post and the Amazon Day 1 Fund.
And also being the huge fucking weirdo at Hollywood parties that everyone has to be nice to because he’s their sugar daddy.
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“He was diagnosed with this brutal, relentless form of malignant cancer only three weeks ago,” Paul said in a statement. “In that time, it managed to spread rapidly throughout his system; the only mercy it exhibited was its sharp and swift execution. Dustin did not suffer. He did not have to lie submerged in pain. For that, we are grateful.
wow i didn’t know carcinoma could be that fast
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Kinda harshing the buzz to be honest.
It was very strange seeing these posts back-to-back and thinking “no dude, that’s clearly a deer”
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i think he’s probably getting ready for possible DOJ/Senate anti-trust hearings.
This is great. and weird. and the replies to the tweet are just as you would expect: hilarious.
https://twitter.com/euronewsliving/status/1356268135129751557?s=20
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Lebron goat
my jerb is safe, since they will never teach insects to write bug-free code.
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Angela Lansbury’s screen debut was in National Velvet. If you thought it was something else you must have imagined it. You’ve been acting funny lately, you know.
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She was 10 years older than Elvis. She’s 95 now.
She must have really done all those murders she wrote about because that is some evil people longevity
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Importing walkie talkies is among the most serious crimes you can commit in Myanmar