***Official 2020 Seinfeld Draft***

For my 3rd round pick I give you: They’re real and they’re spectacular

Plot:

Jerry dumps his ladyfriend, Sidra (played by Teri Hatcher), after Elaine convinces him that her breasts are probably the result of implants. Kramer claims a man at the health club who introduces himself as “Sal Bass” (played by Tony Amendola) is actually author Salman Rushdie. Later, Elaine and Sidra are in a sauna together, and Elaine accidentally grabs onto Sidra’s breasts to break her fall after tripping. Elaine later goes to Jerry and admits that she now thinks that Sidra’s breasts are real. Jerry decides to take Sidra back. However, Elaine later carelessly enters Jerry’s apartment when Sidra is there, cluing Sidra in to the fact that the two of them are friends; to make matters worse, Kramer soon appears (looking for Elaine) and unintentionally mentions that they used to go out. Thinking he had Elaine deliberately feel her breasts in the sauna, Sidra dumps Jerry and calls him and Elaine “mentally ill”. As she leaves, she then tells him: “And, by the way, they’re real… and they’re spectacular !”

George accompanies his current girlfriend, Betsy (Megan Mullally), to Detroit for her aunt’s wake, hoping to accelerate their relationship by being supportive in the midst of her grief. While there, he tries to get a copy of her death certificate so he can get a 50% discount on the airfare. However, he gets into an argument at the funeral reception with Betsy’s brother, Timmy (Kieran Mulroney), over the social acceptableness of double-dipping a chip. It devolves into a disruptive fist fight, leading an upset Betsy to break up with him. Lacking the death certificate, he shows an airline clerk a picture of him next to the casket, but the clerk does not consider this sufficient proof.

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