NFL Thread 3: Is Tyreek Gonna Cut Melkerson?

I’d have said about 40, so seems right.

i remember him being at USC sometime in the mid 2000s, so 38 makes sense

Despite the rape accusations and getting stabbed by a delivery driver, the butt fumble is still the most memorable moment of Sanchez’s life. Never forget

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Happens all the time!

The reason is because these guys are famous pro athletes who believe the world revolves around them and aren’t used to being told no and think that they are superhuman and nothing bad will ever happen to them.

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so who gets the ball when dillon gabriel throws his first career td pass to harold fannin, who catches his first td pass?

Gabriel because it might be his last NFL TD Pass

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https://archive.ph/4zEGw

all of these articles need to lead with the fact that the stabber was in his mid-60’s, working as a delivery driver and his face was fucked up from sanchez punching him before he pulled the mace/knife

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This definitely not the Browns thread.

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sure ain’t. glad to see twitter starting to turn on stefanski at least, he’s a loser. he loses too many games to be anything but a loser.

so he was shit-faced and thought he found somebody to pick on…

https://x.com/nyj_matt/status/1974645274418250028?s=46&t=hUTQWHj9NQWf8Y8RgMv1TA

His problem is that he’s an OC, not a HC.

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i didn’t catch it earlier, the vikings one fg that missed clearly hit the hanging camera wire which changed it’s trajectory

https://x.com/zachhalverson/status/1974901585961509364?s=46&t=hUTQWHj9NQWf8Y8RgMv1TA

https://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1974918937721569286

Holy shit is sounds like Sanchez was completely out of his mind.

lol at all the people on Reddit saying we had to wait to hear Sanchez’s side of the story.

I hope that knife wound humbles him some. He has to get axed from Fox right?

Button guy meme: “How to make the public forget about one of the funniest most embarrassing plays in NFL history”

  • “Win a superbowl”
  • “Get drunk, crazy, and get stabbed”

Pretty sure his career is gonna be over after that one. Anytime he’s in public he’s gonna hear about this now.

I bet that would also work if you are accosted by a crazy Karen.

here’s the truck driver NSFW:

with all the witnesses, seems like one of two things are gonna happen to mark sanchez: he dies or he goes to prison