This was on the TV at the gym the other day and good lord the Jamie Lee Curtis strip scene is distracting af.
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My main problem with it was I watched it in a train thinking it would be a safe ~dialogue only movie, but thereâs 5 minutes of that dialogue which is delivered by a half naked Julie Delpy so I was getting more and more nervous that the 50yo businessman sitting next to me would see the tits on my screen and think Iâm a weirdo 
(I need to invest in one of those âprivacy filtersâ so I can enjoy gorey horror or horny thrillers even if i get randomly seated next to a 10 yo)
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it really may be the greatest acting performance in cinematic history, literally nobody else could have nailed it the way JLC did in that scene
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Agreed.
Jessica Lange in Blue Sky? Psssssh, fuck you, Oscars
Holy shit, Speed won an Oscar?
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It goes to 1999.
The rest of the 90s was hit or miss for movies.
But 1999? A year that will never be surpassed.
| Office Space | Sheâs All That | Jawbreaker | Cruel Intentions | The Matrix | 10 Things I Hate About You | Never Been Kissed | The Mummy (this is the good one with Brendan Fraser, not the WTF-IS-THIS one with Tom Cruise) | Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace | American Pie | The Blair Witch Project | Eyes Wide Shut | The Iron Giant | American Beauty | Superstar | Fight Club | Sleepy Hollow | The Green Mile | Girl, Interrupted |
Texas believes in freedom for everyone but teenage girls. Which meant that when it came to The Matrix, they werenât going to let anyone my age in to see it.
Got a fun easter egg for you from her 2010 movie You Again.
Skip to the 4 minute mark and youâll see some familiar dance moves.
Yeah for sound. Pearl Harbor won that too.
In todayâs world, could The Matrix win BP?
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As filmed? Extremely unlikely. The Wachowski siblings were forced to cis-wash an explicitly trans narrative. This stripped the movie of some of the most innovative and progressive elements that would have elevated it to the same place as EEAAO.
If they were allowed to make the movie they wanted tho? All bets are off.
The first few were good. You know, like The Dark Knight. But returns can be diminishing.
And also NCIS, TUCKER CARLSON. List goes on. People are dumb.
Damn that Feige for making movies lots of people want to see! He should make movies that less people want to see!
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Donât worry, heâs doing plenty of that too
Thatâs actually a pretty good proxy for quality. Start there for sure.
Ok, now check this out. Iâm gonna blow your mind.
For you.
Long post with Cliffâs at the bottom of your scrolling.
As someone whoâs been working in the TV and movie industry relatively steadily in a key creative position for almost the last 30 years, I find this topic interesting enough to come out of posting retirement. Iâm seeing a lot of stuff that just isnât right about the arc of movies and what caused the âproblemsâ youâre seeing today that Clovis is blaming on the MCU (one universe Iâve managed to avoid related to work).
I entered the industry right as a major sea change was happening related to how work was done and how value changed for salaries and employees vs. the 1980s. My main mentor (I had two) was highly working in the peak of the industry for talent in the 1980s and itâs never even remotely approached what he told me went on back then today.
I was there when the most watershed moments in the movie industry happened related to budgets spiraling and saw it up close and personal. There is exactly one person to âblameâ for the state of the industry today, and he was very recently mentioned in the thread. That person is James Cameron. The first impact was the movie Titanic. I worked at the facility that transferred the film to many different versions (even did audio fixes on those transfers), and he was in the facility working right down the hall from me for months.
If you were inside the industry at the time, you knew Titanic was an extremely troubled, delayed, and grotesquely over budget production. Most people thought there would be no chance the movie could ever re-coup its costs, because to that time only 7 movies had made more than $300 million domestically and none were based on something where we already knew the outcome of the real life story. Only 4 movies had made $400 million domestically to that time. The rumored budget of the movie was $200 million dollars at a time when a big âAâ title was usually in the $80 million range, and âAâ titles were generally in the $60-80 million range. Jurassic Park was budgeted at $63 million a few years earlier to give an example.
Conventional wisdom is that a movie needs to make double its budget back to break even. Before Titanic even got out the gate, it would need to make $400 million, something only Star Wars, The Lion King, E.T., and Jurassic Park had done domestically to that point, combined budgets of $131.5 million, with the top budget being Jurassic Park. Those were all relatively economical pictures in their era, with Star Wars being a famously low budget movie. Iâd guess an early to possibly mid-80s âAâ title was probably budgeted in the $15-20 million range (Raiders was budgeted at $20 million and Empire Strikes Back was $30.5 million), with the next lower end âAâ title range probably being in the $10-15 million range. Times have changed a lot.
The second highest budgeted movie of 1997 was Tomorrow Never Dies at $110 million, which was an extraordinary budget in its own right. The most recent previous allegory to the troubles of Titanic was the roughly $175 million budgeted Waterworld in 1995. Batman Forever had a $100 million budget as a comparison. Movie budgets over $100 million were rare back then, because so few movies made over $200 million domestically and had to make the rest overseas. Most studios (other than MGM for Bond) wanted those domestic grosses and put the most emphasis on them, something again thatâs very different today where international is always massively leading the way and often drives the stories youâre seeing on the big screen here at least from a blockbuster standpoint.
The industry was so freaked about Cameron and Titanic that he had to pay for some of the production overages and two movie studios split the cost and distribution because they were so terrified it would fail. Everyone was looking for a way out of the seeming disaster. Just seeing what this movie was was, to me, a bad message. If it bombed, Cameronâs career would be over. If it was a success, it would distort the rest of the industry into trying to chase its extremely unlikely success. Needless to say, it had the most impressive box office run in history, which still stands today regardless of whatever else has taken its place. Before it even came out I boycotted it because I felt it sent the wrong message to a struggling industry. I still have not seen anything other than what I worked on for it to this day. The movie industry spiraled budgets out of control as I expected, monopolization of various parts of the industry happened, and many many many people lost their jobs. The movie studios were on the verge of insolvency, until they got luckily saved byâŚDVD. And that really just made things worse from a greed standpoint later on with the terrible introduction of Blu-ray to the industry well before the industry or consumers were ready for it.
It was after that movie that budgets began to spiral north of $100 million. By 2002, just 5 years later, almost all of the biggest âAâ titles were nearing the $150 million mark even though only 11 movies had made $300 million domestically to that point. In general, nearly every movie released at that budget would be depending on international grosses solely to turn a profit.
With the success of franchises like Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Spiderman, everyone was on the hunt for the next franchise. Whatâs the movie we can make 6 or 7 of that tears up the box office and makes our jobs easy? The answer was there was no answer, as many franchise attempts came and flopped. Most probably donât remember the Fast franchise was almost completely dead when Vin Diesel resurrected it for the fourth one. I did work for all three of the first ones (plus the fourth), and letâs just say Tokyo Drift wasnât gonna keep any franchise alive. It was a burnt property until Diesel returned and itâs still going today 22 years after the first one.
Inside of that era, almost no studio wanted to touch a comic book universe with a 10-foot pole. After the terrible demise of Batman in the 1990s, no one had interest. The only movies really being made were the X-Men movies starting in 2000 with relatively modest budgets until they felt they could get enough audience out of them. When the budgets for the X-Men movies went up, the audiences went away.
In 2005, I did a lot of work for two movies, Batman Begins and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Something Iâd noticed was whenever WB would release a Harry Potter movie, they would always toss a big budget movie in with it that they were thinking or hoping would be a write off, as in a bomb. This was the year of Goblet of Fire. I did lots of work for all three of those movies. All three were budgeted at $150 million and they were fresh off the Catwoman disaster. And all three were released in the same year. WB knew Goblet would be a hit enough to absorb the others, but I always wondered which one of Charlie or Batman they thought would flop, if not both. Based on seeing the films, I think they thought Charlie was a disaster, and I donât think they were confident audiences would identify with the much darker Batman of the Nolan films. They were very wrong on both counts. Nolan helped studios realize you could successfully do comic book movies for the screen and that caused several studios to take shots most not really successfully.
Then, looming once again in the background was the $237 million budgeted Avatar from our friend James Cameron, a long term project that the industry was waiting to come out. The good news for Cameron is several other movies had broken the $200 million budget barrier before Avatarâs release. But, to me, Avatar started the gold rush all over again. It can easily be argued that Iron Man was what changed the industry into saying it was possible the MCU could be entirely successful (with Disney eventually going all the miles to make sure they owned all the IP they hadnât previously). That was ultimately proven 4 years later with The Avengers. That was still on the back of Avatarâs ruling of the box office once again.
The studios decided if you can make a big budgeted movie successful worldwide, who cares about the domestic grosses? Because if they did, every executive of a major budget Hollywood movie wouldnât be able to sleep at night. To this day, there are still only 44(!) movies that have made more than $400 million domestically, despite there being 85 movies made with budgets north of $200 million. To give an even better heat check, only 98 movies have ever made $300 million domestically.
What this all means is that, no whatever you think is going on with the MCU isnât cannibalizing the rest of film, or what you call mid-budget. I donât know what you consider to be mid-budget, but that category is mostly empty for me. To me, a mid-budget movie is one budgeted in the $60 million range, the best fairly recent example being Arrival, which got an enormous amount on screen for its paltry budget. I was hoping it would usher in a new era of filmmaking, where more of those budget level movies would be made but it didnât happen. The main âlowâ budget tier of movies these days is the $30-40 million budget range (looking at the Best Picture nominees, it might be closer to $20 million now). Most of the âbestâ quality movies are made at that budget level. I remember seeing La La Land in the theater, an extraordinarily unbelievable tale of the struggle of working in Hollywood that was still very moving to me and not really liking it due to what I perceived to be a big budget. When I went home and saw the budget was $35 million, I was like, okay now I like the movie for all they did on that budget.
What many of the people ruing the day of the missed mid-budget movies are missing is there is now a huge micro budget ecosystem, movies that are made by promising filmmakers for $5 million and under that they often write and direct. The issues of the 2000s basically pushed every mid-level filmmaker into TV. Thatâs why TV became so cinematic. Mid-budget movie directors needed to eat, something they werenât going to get to do in the movie industry, and they got the chance to put their stamps on a show that could tell a long story. The micro budget film industry didnât exist in the 90s, and really didnât even exist through most of the 2000s outside of random horror movies. Lionsgate is a huge supporter of this type of filmmaking (with them distributing some surprisingly good micro budget films made under the Saban banner) and Iâm sure the streamers are too.
Movies, much like music, have undergone a huge revolution that makes access to getting your material out there easy or at least much easier. The tools are widely, cheaply, and easily available and there are lots of tutorials on YouTube to get you close enough. That doesnât change that making anything is truly a team process and if you try to do it all yourself, youâre just limiting what the final product can be. Thatâs the double-edged sword of easy access. The lack of quality is often due to the way the industry set itself up in the mid-90s. Knowledge transfer basically stopped by the early 2000s, as everyone was expected to work independently without assistants that would normally help create a pipeline of knowledge. Now, everyoneâs doing their own thing, and unless theyâre old or have worked across many genres, in many roles, quality is gonna suffer. It doesnât help that most consumers wonât even notice.
Like Risky Flush says, and also stuff Iâve heard from other filmmakers, (almost) no one ever sets out to make a bad movie. If they thought it would be a bad movie, they wouldnât work on it. Everyone has hopes, and the individual skills that create a team is what makes it all work. Most of the comic book/Star Wars type movies are committeed to death so that something terrible canât get out there. That can be the thing that causes it too. But like all art, the beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Once the artist lets the work out, how itâs perceived is how it is. Itâs up to the artist to care about that perception and to correct it if the artist doesnât get how itâs perceived that way. The artistâs vision will still always be the one that matters no matter what happens. If the artist sees reflection in his/her/their criticism or perception, it can help make the next thing better. Or if the artist disagrees, the artist should just keep on keeping on. Itâs the artistâs work after all.
And one last thing, no movie studio cares about the quality of the movies, they care about the quality of the money it brings in. If big budget Oscar type movies ruled the box office, there would be hundreds of them. It would be the same for any other budget level. All studios care about is making money. If the movie that makes the money wins an Oscar, great, if a movie that makes the money is perceived as a sack of s***, well, how much did it make?
I can talk a lot more on this, but Iâd have to be led by questions Iâm able to answer.
Cliffs: Blame James Cameron/blame studios searching for franchises as easy money/dead mid-budget ecosystem creates more ecosystems for future talent to survive/all things are both bad and good depending on the perspective and the MCU is just the successful franchise Disney found, along with Star Wars, after many awful years
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wanted to chill out and relax with something light, so i picked up CRIMES OF THE FUTURE on hulu. great little sci fi movie. i like the futuristic worldbuilding of sci fi and this one builds a world alright. people stop feeling pain and start growing strange new organs. and everybody is like, embarrassed to get surgery even though itâs super easy. now that no one can feel pain anymore basically anyone can do surgery with a future tool. but it becomes stigmatized, and surgery becomes âthe new sexâ. and these artists do surgeries as an art show and itâs a big deal i guess. even though people are cutting themselves just on the street like itâs nbd, apparently itâs a big enough deal to make a nice living doing it as a show.
and these strange home devices that look incredibly alien are purchased to try to treat these ailments that the future people have. like this cool bed that i want and a breakfast chair thatâs also pretty neat that i would buy if it were sold as a real chair. anyway thereâs an interesting story in there about the government covering up how people are being born able to digest plastic. like weâve polluted the earth with so much plastic weâre evolving into creatures that live on it. itâs great on a lot of levels.
also a bunch of surgery and cutting scenes that are like, whatev, iâve seen worse. the artist tattoos this dudeâs organs and they change the way they grow, thatâs neat.
i give it 5 bags
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