Movies (and occasionally face slaps) (Part 1)

The most exciting part of Armageddon and Deep Impact was when the asteroids hit earth anyway, so let’s make the entire movie about that.

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I’m down with this. Will be watching.

It does actually look good

You nailed it with the most exciting parts of Armageddon and Deep Impact though. I’ll watch that for 2 hours.

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Just wait for the mini-series. If it worked for The Walking Dead…!

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It looks dumb, but I’m definitely going to watch it.

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I sure hope the protagonist and his family make it to safety at the last minute after narrowly avoiding certain death repeatedly and implausibly.

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We call those genre expectations ldo

I’m already irritated by the idea that the comet will break apart and somehow the pieces won’t hit Earth at the same time.

I’ll put you down for the watch party

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Y’all need to get the fk off ET’s nuts. 5 star classic and will remain that way.

Can’t argue with Jaime and Mike.

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Unfortunately its not 2hrs of it. I was really looking forward to it and it ended up being a disappointment for me.

Probably the first and the last 15 minutes have something to do with the comet the rest is just a roadmovie to get to the bunker with some stupid drama plots.

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Watched The Invisible Man last night. Enjoyable but not a great film like Get Out is imo.

Drats. I’ll probably watch it anyway lol

Has there ever been a more appropriate use for this?

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Watch the Cornetto trilogy instead

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Roland Emerich , is that you?

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I can fix that with a line of dialogue.

Maybe it’s because I’m Irish.

In the movie, it’s because he murdered someone and admitted to it. He is the only person in Shawshank who was caught “red” handed. Everyone else says they’re innocent.

It wouldn’t be a blockbuster action movie starring Gerard Butler if it didn’t underdeliver on every promise the trailer made. This is a feature, not a glitch.

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