1930s archeology. definitely colonialism but kinda positive i guess? in the end
what are these snakes eating down there?
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not just snakes, but very dangerous snakes. enough venom to kill man-sized prey. and there’s thousands of them in this barren crypt that’s been sealed for thousands of years
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this is more magic business. these are magic fuckin snakes
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ha! i bet you would
hey man, those ancient architects were badasses
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2000bc priest: and throw like a hundred asps down there, too
The dilemma of being a snake. That fire is so warm, and yet it’s too hot.
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Finally all those years of liver-destroying binge drinking finally pay off
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there better not be any snakes in this thing
I remember being hyped af when it just for a second appeared that Crystal Skull was going to instead be about the Ark being rediscovered
this ark is so gold it looks like it belongs in trump’s apartment
SLYTHERIN
my 5-year plan at this point is to wave my torch at anything that slithers
looks like that room is filled with snakes. absolutely packed with them. get me in there!
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that’s gotta be rough on the knees
You know when you hear that music that GOOD SHIT is about to happen!
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m-m-m-m-m-mummies?!?
Damn we coulda just come in this way and avoided most of that digging
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This part lol. Turns out all anyone had to do was push real hard on the block in the wall and they to would have found the Ark