Michigan terrorist group arrested for plotting to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer.

I met a guy named Charlie Brown (he showed everybody his drivers license) at a pig roast mega kegger at Mt. Deception Campground near Mt. Washington who swore he went to the original Woodstock, which he insisted was just a bit down the valley near Lincoln, NH. That’s the best I have for a Woodstock story. Well except one of climbing buddies was responsible for rounding up and keeping running all the old cars for the filming of Ang Lee’s Taking Woodstock.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1314701935707029504?s=19

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https://twitter.com/ldrinkh20/status/1314563425947746304

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Really thought the rest of this post was going to be about him having a pet bird named Woodstock.

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I met a guy named Leroy Brown, He was bad, bad.

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I know that guy, he was the baddest man in my whole home town.

Dont mess with him…

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That would be Jim. But you probably don’t want to mess with Leroy either.

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Just wanted to correct my earlier answer where I said the Proud Boys were not a thing in Michigan.

I was wrong and uninformed. The Proud Boys are bigger than I thought. They were quite disruptive at the Whitmer shutdown protests earlier this year.

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Wouldn’t that be Doris‘s husband?

Is that some obscure Jim Croce song?

Aren’t they all?

„And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named Doris

And Leroy Brown learned a lesson
‘Bout messin’ with the wife of a jealous man“

Doris is the wife, or am I misunderstanding the lyrics?

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I forgot about part - nice.

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Went to a movie a hundred years ago in the middle of no where Washington state and they were playing a Jim Croce album as pre-show and all of the songs sounded like either Time in a Bottle or Don’t Mess Around with Jim. He’s the folk singer equivalent to Bagpipe music, widely known to have two songs; Amazing Grace and the other one.

Best Croce song imo. I agree the other slow songs sound like Time in a Bottle and then there’s Leroy Brown and don’t mess around with Jim

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https://twitter.com/JTHVerhovek/status/1316027189310099458

That’s two of the three Trump LIBERATE tweets.

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Coincidence

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Holy shit

https://twitter.com/ReardonReports/status/1317241836038217728?s=19

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