Merrick Garland: What would you say you do here?

[ChrisV]

@SirOsis

“Measured and judicious.” LOL. Like we’re supposed to be in awe just because he speaks publicly and will essentially say nothing.

@ChrisV

This type of lawbro post where they treat a judge saying like “Mr Kavanaugh, I find your reasoning here to be specious in some instances” or something like it’s Nas - Ether is the most nauseating genre of post on the entire internet.

This is in the same genre, it’s like Lawbro Jazz, where you’re supposed to draw great meaning from the spaces BETWEEN the words or whatever. Fucking die.