Major League Baseball (Part 1)

Apparently Trevor Bauer pitched the 1st inning with an eye closed to challenge himself.

He should try keeping his ass shut so he keeps his views to himself.

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He loved to piss off the Pirates. LOL

God, that was a fun season. we sucked, as usual, but they made it fun to watch, and the throwback uniforms were fire (one of the best ones makes a cameo at the end of that video)

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https://twitter.com/Evan_P_Grant/status/1369718768516034563

https://twitter.com/Evan_P_Grant/status/1369719548966887424

Club officials stress over and over that voluntary compliance with mask requirement is essential to this plan working responsibly.

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Schilling and Damon must have been besties in that clubhouse.

https://twitter.com/gifdsports/status/1369509664128446467?s=21

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This shit needs the rainbow text treatment

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Holy shit. How was he driving? Was this when he blew a .3?

“Blue lives matter” as if it’s a fucking get out of jail free code word

Yep. He must do this all the time. You don’t get drunk enough to blow a 0.3 with your wife in the car just once.

And later on like every privileged Trumper who thinks life is so difficult for them, he says people are targeting him for being a Trumper.

https://www.mlb.com/news/jordan-hicks-luis-guillorme-22-pitch-at-bat

They pulled him after that one batter, but in theory, he would have had to face two more batters in a real MLB game these days.

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I’m running a season-long MLB PEEHS contest over on 2+2.

If you’ve never played before, it’s basically a fun baseball-related futures contest where you fill out an entry before the season, and it gets revealed as the season goes along.

The more entries we have the more fun it is, so everyone here should take the time to make one!

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Can we enter here - not sure I recall my 2+2 login.

Mine was sdjfodwhfiuwehkf

Sure, I can take an entry here or on 2p2

But I’ll be doing all the reveals in the thread on 2p2

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Curt Schilling is such a MAGA shitstain that he’s burned through every speck of goodwill from the 2004 Red Sox. IN BOSTON.

https://twitter.com/dan_shaughnessy/status/1372892970622578693?s=21

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Mets added Chris Christie to some board lol

I hate them

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so, some cubs minor leaguer decided the team duffel bag was a great idea to stash all his meth 21 pounds of meth

I don’t know why they didn’t snap cut him ffs.

Just LOL.

Camargo-Corrales gave permission to a police search of the vehicle.

Criminal stupidity is so fucking baffling sometimes.

My wife and I watch murder porn on occasion and the number of people who have committed a murder and could possibly get away with it who openly talk to the police without a lawyer present is astounding.

If any member of my family ever died under suspicious circumstances, even if I have an air tight, video evidence based alibi, there is not a chance in hell I talk to the police without a lawyer present. I dont care how guilty it makes me look, I dont intend to spend life in jail because cops are pressured to solve a case and the dad/husband is always the first suspect.

Just boggles the mind

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