Leftist and Scottish Memes for Seizing the Means

Why not both?

Yea I’m not familiar with the cartoonist but I assumed he was going for anti-ANTIFA but actually landed on the pro- side

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I assumed it was intended to be anti but a vote for bart is a vote for anarchy is happening more and more often these days.

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In another installment of You Can’t Make This UP… the artist is a full on deplorable.

https://patcrosscartoons.com/

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If only.

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Chapo Reddit has been banned RIP this thread

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https://twitter.com/uhshanti/status/1277444660844048387?s=20

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https://twitter.com/maggieserota/status/1277394125311139841?s=20

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They were panicked and sweaty, feeling like the end was near. Like a brave action hero, with his damsel in distress in tow, they kneel down by the front door to catch their breath.

“You ever fire one of these before” he said in a gravelly tone as he removed the magazine to confirm a ready bullet, reinserts it, then chambers a round.

“No” she says with a panting breath.

He gently holds out the gun. “Point it at the bad guys and pull this trigger. Now stay with me if you want to live.”

He pokes the door slightly open with the barrel of his rifle and leans to peek out the thin crack to assess the threat outside. He looks back at the fair maiden and flashes a cocky grin. Then, as if in slow motion, he barrels through the door, the light shining behind him creating a silhouette of his impressive physique. “You boys fucked with the wrong Ken.”

The girl, crouched by his side, pans the area, presses her back against our hero, and raises her weapon with a form and style well beyond her experience.

The angry hoard of savages quickly approaches. Our heroes are fast to action, taking aim at the incoming threats. The villains pause. The sight of our heroes presents a threat unlike one ever encountered. While some appear ready to attack, the alphas in the crew realize it would be suicide. After a brief delay to consider their options, they begin their retreat. It slowly dawns on our heroes as they realize what they’ve done. They set their weapons down, exhausted from the ordeal.

“No need to get the manager Karen. It’s all white here.” He takes her in a firm yet passionate embrace.

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This belongs here imo. Sarah’s Trump-libs have been amazing, so it should come as no surprise that so too is her standup. This one is from four days ago.

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@BestOf

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First half was kinda meh, second half killed.

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I’ve solved UP

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The advantage of keeping some reactionaries on your FB feed is the annual gem.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/freddyatton/status/1279516013483065344

I dunno. Seems like empathy’s easier.