I mean Bernie is 200 years old so it’s not the fairest of comparisons. I could imagine him bringing that kind of sweaty teacher passion in an alternate late 70s/early 80s timeline though.
Certainly not disagreeing that Walz is bringing good vibes though
Well, that and his level of presidency-seeking ambition seems pretty low, so he doesn’t end up in all the articles talking about who the next person up is. A person just quietly plugging away doing a good job without trying to raise their own profile is not very exciting to cover.
Me 3 weeks ago: We are so screwed.
Me now: It’s going to be okay.
Me 3WA: Trump just got shot, and Biden has pudding for brains.
Me now: Don’t worry, he’s dropping out next week.
Me 3WA: It’s about time. So how bad was the fight to replace him?
Me now: Non-existent. Everyone pretty much agreed it should be Kamala.
Me 3WA: Uh, okay, I guess.
Me now: No, it’s much better than you think. Her supporters are doing these memes…
Me 3WA: Oh, Jesus Christ…
Me now: Hold on, she’s in no fucks given mode. They’re actually funny this time.
Me 3WA: Sure they are. Who’s the VP.
Me now: Tim Walz.
Me 3WA: What the fuck is a Tim Walz?
Me now: He’s the governor of Minnesota.
Me 3WA: She picked some dude from a non-swing state? Why?
Me now: He’s gotten a lot done in his state with a razor thin majority in the state legislature.
Me 3WA: Oh so he’s one of these “reach across the aisle” centrist fucksticks.
Me now: That’s the thing. He’s actually not. He’s a labor friendly progressive. He’s who Bernie wanted her to pick.
Me 3WA: She picked the person Bernie wanted her to pick? Come on, there’s no way the eDems would allow this.
Me now: But even the eDems are happy. Both AOC and Joe Manchin came out with statements within minutes of each other saying what a great pick it was.
Me 3WA: Okay, now you’re just making shit up.
Me now: And then everyone has a lovefest party in Philadelphia later that day.
Me 3WA: Have you been drinking?
Me now: Yeah, but only because I’m so happy.
Me 3WA: I need to go.
Me now: See you in August!