Just memes

Yeah same - sweet joke grenade.

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https://twitter.com/kacex/status/1535512804907659265

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I don’t have any experience with buttplugs, not that there would be anything wrong with it if I did, but isn’t the whole point of the flared base to keep it from going “all in”?

Sure but essentially that is allin

I was not expecting the nittery on a poker meme to be about the butt plug instead of the poker.

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I answered the door to some religious fanatic handing out books with my aussie mix in 2005ish and the guy was super interested in the dog and asked me what breed he was and if he was smart. I replied “Aussie/English Setter mix and not really”. The guy looked surprised. We chatted for a bit and then he tried to hand me a pamphlet, which I politely declined. Look of surprise again. Belgian shep has now left her crate and is walking towards the door and emitting a low rumbling noise that sounds like a terrifying growl that I recognised as a warning for the guy to get the fuck off of her property right now. I tell the guy “Here comes the smart one”. She did not have to ask twice.

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That may be the purpose, but I’m sure there are those who have defeated that failsafe.

People get much larger things lodged all the way in their rectums such that they make a trip to the ER so that someone can get it out.

Above notwithstanding, I approve of the nittery. My mind momentarily went in that direction too. However, I resolved it as described above.

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“I was bored”.

https://twitter.com/NickLutsko/status/1535796011293360128

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I’m stoned watching the original ninja turtles movie for the first time in 30 years and discovered this gag.

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Keeps it Unstuck imo

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It’s a pill!

https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1535930321140604929?s=21&t=rIannQdKip09CAesWfU38A

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:frowning_face_with_open_mouth:

People taking walks in the park seem to be OK… Or are these “preppers”?

A week earlier everything seems to be A-OK:

A week later… where are all the people? :face_with_monocle:

Bitcoin still going strong though.

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i would have gone with “democratic socialist orville reddenbacher”

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