The spider one is hilarious 
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Legit loled the spider one.
potato 
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Potato, Elephant, Tiny.
Is Zayda the most sarcastic kid?
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I had a student in China and her chosen English name was Potato (because they’re her favorite food)
Racecar destined to be bisexual
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lol a boy named Grandma…a little young to have seen Rounders, I think
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We didn’t let our kids have first pick of pet names. Sydney the cat would have been grass, lamp or shovel.
My son lets his preschool boys pick.
The have fruitsnack and cupcake. RIP popsicle.
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i worked with a woman named Apple
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at least there are no boys named Sue amirire?
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I’m sorry.
Shovel is actually a fantastic name
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At least it wasn’t Hoe.
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With the exception of Henry in the lower left corner they just get progressively more insane. But wait grue, what’s wrong with “Sally”?
By JOLIVIA
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She should’ve suggested Jsally.
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My dog Flower would like a word. Yeah, we moved that function back to the C-suite. Kids naming pets was weeeeak.
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I’m tilted by “What should she name baby?” Would a ‘the’ have taken up too much room?
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