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Mfw I find out the refills on my Diet Coke at PF Chang’s were not in fact free
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https://x.com/jessehawken/status/1826677945601327304
https://x.com/jessehawken/status/1826714528257900942
So many of these are in my lexicon. I still say “I don’t knooooooww” a couple times a week.
One of my favorites is when Homer sees a sign for gym, and says “What’s a gime?” (pronounced like ‘grime’ w/o the ‘r’)
Then we walks in and says, “Oh, a gime!” (pronounced the same way)
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I don’t think I have watched an episode of the Simpsons since 2005, but I can inevitably recall nearly every meme and reference I see. Can remember exactly how “I don’t knooooooww” sounds and how perfect the timing is after 30 years
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I remember where I was when I first saw the Planet of the Apes the Musical. When the Rock Me Amadeus music came on, and then the ape started breakdancing, me and my buddy just looked at each other, dumbfounded.
Same for the Japan episode with Mr. Sparkle.
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As someone with a Midwestern Mother, I always had a soft spot in my heart for the scene where Marge is looking at a Spice Rack…
“6…7… EIGHT SPICES! Well, some of them must be doubles”
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lol I know what all the stuff on the right is but I don’t know the aow on the left
It’s the one where you do a somersault in the air and two hand your weapon.
https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Lion’s+Claw
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Instead of learning what fork to use at fancy restaurants when he went to Yale, he should have learned where to get a respectable haircut.