Am I supposed to admit this kinda does it for me?
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Theres another answer than 6?
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no idea who 5 is but yeah easy easy 6
The aisle seat for 6?
Thats Hasan Piker, hes a twitch streamer /general lefty, also kinda a grifter/scumbag/content theif
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I mean, I could take a sick pleasure in mocking Trump to his face for 10 hrs and high five-in’ Kamala over it. And I could see trying to strangle Putin.
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I assume violence is off the table
If she’s drinking and chatty I’m taking the seat next to Kamala. If Trump tries to talk I just shush him and turn away
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ok well if turkish shooter is guaranteed to not do anything then 8 is just boring
maybe 8 is the best seat. set up a livestream for the whole trip and be like, “WILL HE DO IT??”
Next to Moist Critkal for the legroom, I guess, unless he did something weird I don’t know about
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6, 3, 8, 10
I don’t know who is in the row with 4.
I get to sit next to Taylor Swift for a 10 hour flight? Yes, please. Hasan Piker might be ok on the other side of me. Runner-up is between Trump and Harris. That would be an incredible experience imo.
3 easy. I talk to him in a voice that sounds like I’m agreeing with him and then slip in lines that directly contradict him and listen to her cackle.
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That could get pretty ugly because he’d be bugging Taylor Swift across from you the whole time.
OK, where’s your LEAST favorite seat? That seems like a harder question. Assume you are not allowed to harm anyone. For me it would probably be next to Tucker.
8, and going to sleep while staring out of the window. 10 if suffering through chronic flatulence.
9 and then switch seats with window.
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Tucker/Putin for sure