Man, I can’t get enough of this shit. Internet, you are doing a fantastic job on The Legend of
Couchfucker Vance*. 10/10.
*I swear I came up with that one all by myself.
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Jizzy Davenport Vance
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This is funny, but I don’t know how many people know what davenport means.
Is there an origin to this?
Yeah, JD Vance fucked a couch.
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The original tweet was posted somewhere on UP.
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Its a beautiful idea because absolutely nobody fucking read Hillbilly Elegy. So people read this, nod, and say “Huh, thats probably right.”
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Plus the Overton window on what politicians will say in their memoirs was demolished by Kristi Noem
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