Must surely become a meme - photograph from yesterday’s “This Morning” talk show. That’s our Prime Minister in the background, waiting his turn. Woman in the foreground is “Britain’s most tattooed mum”. The election’s today.
I would vote for her! :)
Happy fWHOREth of July 
my fellow SLUTTY 
Ameri ■■■■ S! 
On this day 
in 
, the DADDIES 
of our nation got DRIPPY together & signed 
the Declaration of IndependSEX, 
breaking away 
from those COCK BLOCKING 
Brits 
& giving us our 
freedom to FUCK! 
So grab those sparklers & start LICKIN 
some BUTTHOLES good ol AMERICAN style! SHOOT 
your LOAD of fireworks off, FLOP 
those BIG ASS John HanCOCK 
WEINERS on the grill, 
& wave 
the 
Star SPANKING 
Banner, praising the red 
, WHITE 
& blue! 
Send 
this to 
PATRIOTIC PUSSIES 
or you won’t get Lady Liberty’s 
GREEN TITS in your face tonight! 
Get 
back & you’re a Ben FrankCLIT LICKER Get 
back & you’re a John PennIS SUCKER Get back & you’re the Thomas JefferSUCC SLUT QUEEN 
Is that real? jfc.
