There once was a business opening near me called “NJ Hand Center”. Before they first opened they put a “Jobs Available” sign on their window, perfectly covering up the word “center”. Teenage me thought it was hilarious, and part of me thinks it had to be intentional.
the eyes of Dr. TJ Eckleburg are blue and gigantic
Someone @ me? 
I know…. I just picked this avatar first and I’ve had it so long now, I never changed it.
He’s also supposed to be wearing glasses
A metaphor for God seeing into the souls of men and judging them seemed apt for poker when I first picked this screen name… in 2006 I guess.
The Padres kick off Pride month in style.
https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1796972250136031481?s=46&t=k3YA52U8SV6oodQANcy20g
What’s the joke here? Are they shitheads? Is this them opting out of pride month?
Joe’s elbow is inflamed due to whatever he did to strain Yu’s groin.
Is that Jay Leno?
yeah he loves cars
