Amazing
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Super duper galaxy brain: Star Wars is fantasy
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Back before I decided to never drink again, I came back from a cruise with a novelty size Jack Daniels about half that size. It was expensive and me and my friend were looking forward to watching horror movies while drinking it over the next however long, but their sister could put them back harder than either of us and the bottle was empty within a month or so 
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Omg 
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Ableist and ageist. If he had a stutter, would you joke about that?
i’m not good at photoshop but, senator feinstein’s chief of staff sitting in front of the table holding the mug, sign reads “i have no plans to retire. change my mind” and feinstein is sat kinda next to her looking off into the distance confused
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ahhh, there it is. You’re slipping. That took more than an hour!
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