Finally! The Hallmark movies were way too risqué for me.
Thank god someone is finally combating the Hallmark Channel’s war on Christmas.
They put gay people in their movies, how am I supposed to explain that to my kids. BOYCOTT HALLMARK!
This is mesmerizing:
Because of all the gay and people of color In That picture above?
SANTA IS WHITE HE JUST IS I AM OUTRAGED!!!
Oh yah, I remember that one being terrible, and I had high expectations going in. Joe Generic is one of my favorite actors.

Because of all the gay
That’s why I’m calling out of work this morning
My eyesight is clearly not good enough to be the lead in any of these movies.

LFS:
Somebody started a “network” because Hallmark is too woke
Because of all the gay and people of color In That picture above?
They can usually count on Mario Lopez to fill their minority quota.
This is a fun account:
https://twitter.com/ThreatNotation/status/1589298284694151168
Lololol