Turns out, the place was in Oakdale and not Modesto! (80 y/o memory and all.) But I suspect Oakdale and Modesto are relatively interchangeable here anyway, unless you happen to be looking for a specific Mexican restaurant.
I think I saw the exact same post but replace “democracy” with “socialism”. Cmon folks, you’re just talking about capitalism!
That’s her cousin. Too bad it’s not set in the Deep South.
I would say that’s fairly easy: options 2,4, and 5 are clearly impossible; and how would stabbing a cheeseburger make the news? So it’s stabbing over a cheeseburger.
You can’t stab someone with a cheeseburger?
I agree a cheeseburger would never stab another cheeseburger, that’s just stupid.
With enough velocity, you could certainly do some damage with a cheeseburger, but by that point, it would be more of a cheeseburger shooting, or a cheeseburger shelling. Perhaps a cheeseburger railgunning.
A cheeseburger bludgeoning?
heaven on earth with an onion slice
What if it were deep frozen and then sharpened into a point?
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