Jeffrey Epstein and Associates

I don’t see it either

I guess people seeing her that way contributes to the reason why people in their 20s get cast as teenagers in film. I often think to myself that they always look way older than the people they’re supposed to portray, but I guess for others it works just fine.

The dersh really wants to see the videos of grown men with children

https://twitter.com/alandersh/status/1279803319758848000?s=21

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I mean,she looks youngish for 30 I guess but it’s that baby talk thing she does with her s’s that drives me up the wall but yeah makes her sound like a kid which some dudes seem to like.

Yeah, she acts younger and dresses/styles herself younger but wtf she doesn’t look anything like 15 years old. Or as Epstein would put it, “gross!”.

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“Come on guys, she doesn’t look 15. She looks like maybe 19 or so. Could probably pass for 22. And Elon’s only, uh… 49.”

She’s clearly a senior citizen on the Churchill scale. I mean, when does somebody stop being an adult? 21? 22?

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1279814327776624640?s=19

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It’s going to be unfortunate when she “kills herself” just after she starts talking. And then every judge for some reason rules that anything she said cannot be made public for, reasons.

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lol of course she already has covid (parody site just FYI)

fucking hilldawg, jesus christ.

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lol it’s a parody site but watch she will catch it at the MCC if she’s put in there

She’s right at half his age plus seven, stop being racist everyone.

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Actually pretty impressive for a mega billionaire to be close to that rule

He explained, “Ghislaine thought she was untouchable — that she’d be protected by the intelligence communities she and Jeffrey helped with information: the Israeli intelligence services, and Les Wexner, who has given millions to Israel; by Prince Andrew, President Clinton and even by President Trump, who was well-known to be an acquaintance of her and Epstein’s.”

Someone should have told her we DRAINED THE SWAMP.

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https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1279960250464890881?s=19

This is what you announce regardless of whether she actually agreed to this.

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And she will be transported by one vehicle with a 77 year mall security guard. The route will be published two days beforehand. They will pass through the isolated country road with a one lane bridge at 4:00 when all the other cops/Marshall’s are back at HQ for shift exchange.

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Garrison!

I feel like a good draft would be: Pictures that, if shown to 2016 you, would leave you most confused/scared about the future.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/AaronKatersky/status/1280173812047384577

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1?

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