Jeffrey Epstein and Associates

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BREATHE EPSTEIN BREATHE DON’T YOU GIVE UP ON ME BR0

DAMMIT EPSTEIN YOU’VE NEVER BACKED DOWN ON ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE NOW BREATHE

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JEFFREY, YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE F… Never mind

Not too fast guys, let’s apply OCCAM’S RAZOR. Shrieking happens all the time and is hardly ever associated with the death of inmates who might incriminate powerful people. Most likely there were simply children playing in a lawn sprinkler somewhere in the vicinity.

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Article doesn’t mention, who is saying they heard the shrieking?

CBS News has learned that Epstein’s estranged brother Mark was called and he identified Epstein’s body.

That ought to kill off the body-switch conspiracies at least (but it won’t, obviously).

I’m nearly certain Epstein was heard to say, “guys it’s hard to breathe with your fingers squeezing my throat.” But it was hard to say for sure with all the shrieking going on.

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“stop resisting. stop resisting.”

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The real heads know the brother’s baby-mama runs a photo-modeling agency specialising in “children/pre-teen sessions”, so yeah, that’s not gonna move the needle.

Probably the guard who just realized that his life is fucking over.

They had me until ‘breath, Epstein, breathe’. Why would they say his name?

That substitute guard upon finding out he was effed. ;)

Dam semi-ponied.

https://apple.news/AAKWzwTthQTGHf036b1ulhQ

America 2019: Major breaking news is now reported on 4chan first, which the rest of the world discovers because Apple.News linked to a Buzzfeed story.

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TIL that federal prison officials are on 4chan. Not that surprised.

I’m sure their union is all over it

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The US justice department said on Tuesday that two guards assigned to watch Jeffrey Epstein at the New York jail in which he died have been placed on leave and the warden temporarily reassigned.

The billionaire sex offender was found dead on Saturday morning, having apparently hanged himself in his cell at the Metropolitan correctional center (MCC) in lower Manhattan.

Donald Trump said earlier he wanted a full investigation into the circumstances surrounding Epstein’s death, which came while the financier was awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges.