Jeffrey Epstein and Associates

LOL LAW, we are doing this bullshit in 2023. Fucking email should be enough.

https://twitter.com/klasfeldreports/status/1626761839924191232?s=46&t=QKBd5n54CmH_y7NIgZMpDg

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Pretty sure the precedent is they will have to attempt to serve him 26 more times before the judge can move forward, like David Miscavage who is under investigation for human trafficking. The judge finally made a move though:

The judge also said that the plaintiffs have been “diligently attempting to locate and effectuate personal service on Miscavige over the course of several months” since they filed their original complaint in April of last year.

“The court finds that Miscavige has been properly served” in the case, Sneed ruled. Miscavige was given 21 days to respond to the order.

epstein trump

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https://twitter.com/klasfeldreports/status/1653402061478719488?s=46&t=dvV9TUmgV2G2w-Mgn0SWKQ

How the fuck do we not have a full list of these sick fucks?

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Saw the play Annie last week

It did not age well. Rich Fuck renting orphans lol

Remake with the main adults being Epstein and Maxwell. The Prince Andrew character steals the show.

I thought we did with the whole “black book” thing, but that would require Bill Clinton and Donald Trump and Bill Gates getting outed so we have to pretend that we still just can’t figure out who it could have possibly been

My ActBlue dollars got funneled to the ACLU, and Big Privacy trumps all.

Can we please just cancel Larry Summers forever.

Lawrence Summers wanted $1 million to fund an online poetry project his wife was developing. The former Treasury secretary and onetime Harvard University president turned to Jeffrey Epstein.

“I need small scale philanthropy advice. My life will be better if i raise $1m for Lisa,” Mr. Summers said in an email to Epstein in April 2014, referring to his wife, Elisa New, a Harvard professor. “Mostly it will go to make it a pbs series and for teacher training. Ideas?”

Leon Black had more than 100 meetings with Epstein.

As one does when getting tax advice from a non-lawyer, non-accountant pedo.

First thought Lewis black. Was like “Oh No!”

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Lewis Black was on TBBT?

Christ, I’d rather him have been on the Epstein Island flight logs.

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First thought was Leon Black from Curb

Turns out Noam Chomsky was a pal according to WSJ:
https://archive.ph/lxwIt

“My late wife died 15 years ago after a long illness. We paid no attention to financial issues,” he said in an email that cc’d his current wife. “We asked Epstein for advice. The simplest way seemed to be to transfer funds from one account in my name to another, by way of his office.”

This reads like the Nigerian prince scam except the it’s the scammer who sends you a check. And also the scammer is a well-known child rapist.

Ah, well that clears that up.

I know that when my finances are all goofed up, my go-to move is to call up my buddy who runs a pedophile ring and has no experience doing actual accounting.

Did someone do a manufacturing consent joke already

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Man this really is a confounding mystery. We know Epstein was pimping out children to the rich and powerful, yet whenever someone has sent him money, they always have a perfectly reasonable and normal excuse. Also I guess of the boxes and boxes of material the feds took from Epstein Island and his mansion in Manhattan, there was just no evidence of anyone rich and powerful doing any crimes. The authorities really must be tearing their hair out trying to catch a break in this case.

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