Jeffrey Epstein and Associates

Possible blackmail opportunities to get out early, get a pardon, and/or profit.

I mean when you’re facing life in prison I’d assume you wouldn’t give a fuck.

Although I guess it is possible she was told it a back deal pardon from trump when he gets elected. He won’t have to give a shit about anything anymore once elected so he will get even way more outrageous

I don’t even know if she needs Trump elected to eventually disappear however. It’s likely I’ll live another 40 years and never get the full picture of what has happened with this gigantic clusterfuck story.

28 Likes

https://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/1476383451477872642

16 Likes

LOL, Dershowitz is such an insane douchebag

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1476384138664026126

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1476321591600422913?s=21

Shouldn’t have happened in the first place but …

1 Like

LOL $500,000. Great job by her counsel, was he/she referred by Alan Dershowitz?

2 Likes

The settlement’s wording says she discharges “potential defendants” from any US legal action, including damages claims dating “from the beginning of the world”.

Is this real life?

It doesn’t seem like real life. Andy’s such a worthless, shitpile buffoon that he nervously spews a blatant lie about not being able to sweat (NO ONE believes this) and now his whole team of remora lawyers has to throw everything behind that 100% bullshit statement uttered by a flustered sex pest in a panic moment.

EDIT: So, simulation

That doesn’t make sense to me. Ianal and all but how can an agreement like this be valid when it involves a crime?

The accused are rich. The end.

I mean this person could have just voted not guilty but I still find this amusing

https://twitter.com/business/status/1479217677721874436?s=21

Weird

https://twitter.com/gabriel_pogrund/status/1480093487840305157?s=21

Dersh is the kind of terrible liar character you’d see in a sketch comedy piece.

https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1481676542048677895?s=20

They’ve had their 1000 year reich - they can fuck off now.

629

Citizen not subject

5 Likes