Possible blackmail opportunities to get out early, get a pardon, and/or profit.
I mean when youâre facing life in prison Iâd assume you wouldnât give a fuck.
Although I guess it is possible she was told it a back deal pardon from trump when he gets elected. He wonât have to give a shit about anything anymore once elected so he will get even way more outrageous
I donât even know if she needs Trump elected to eventually disappear however. Itâs likely Iâll live another 40 years and never get the full picture of what has happened with this gigantic clusterfuck story.
Shouldnât have happened in the first place but âŚ
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LOL $500,000. Great job by her counsel, was he/she referred by Alan Dershowitz?
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The settlementâs wording says she discharges âpotential defendantsâ from any US legal action, including damages claims dating âfrom the beginning of the worldâ.
Is this real life?
It doesnât seem like real life. Andyâs such a worthless, shitpile buffoon that he nervously spews a blatant lie about not being able to sweat (NO ONE believes this) and now his whole team of remora lawyers has to throw everything behind that 100% bullshit statement uttered by a flustered sex pest in a panic moment.
EDIT: So, simulation
That doesnât make sense to me. Ianal and all but how can an agreement like this be valid when it involves a crime?
The accused are rich. The end.
I mean this person could have just voted not guilty but I still find this amusing
https://twitter.com/business/status/1479217677721874436?s=21
Dersh is the kind of terrible liar character youâd see in a sketch comedy piece.
Theyâve had their 1000 year reich - they can fuck off now.
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